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Jesus Budda
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 18:08

Quote: Jaggedone

Dementure?
It's starting to affect your holy powers: maybe you have dementia or are demented or just plain old dementure!


I've never heard that word.


Dementure? Everlasting madness enriches newt ticklers using random ebullience.


ebullience begins usually lying low in expectancy not comprehending ecstasy


No, I never heard of dementure.
Debenture, yes.
Dementure, no.

Ecstasy: creates sweat, trembling and sexy yodeling.



Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 18:10

Quote: Jaggedone


ebullience begins usually lying low in expectancy not comprehending ecstasy




Ecstasy can strike TERRORS and soothe yaks.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 9 Jun 09 18:11
Yes, Fergus, there are pictures of busty women members fawning over my/your good self.



Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 18:11
Damn! Talking wife!!!!!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 9 Jun 09 18:13

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Damn! Talking wife!!!!!


Talking wife?
Shoulda married a mute instead of a screamer.

Yodeling only delays elephants laughing into Namibian gardens.





Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 18:23
I'll be back soon, I'm off to have a nice cup of coffee and a look at our lovely, lovely, wunnerful website.


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 18:30

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I'll be back soon, I'm off to have a nice cup of coffee and a look at our lovely, lovely, wunnerful website.


I'm off for a while.
You look at our web blog thingy and I might come back to this particular site some time tomorrow.

Fair thee well, Myslef.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 Jun 09 19:22
[No, I never heard of dementure.
Debenture, yes.
Dementure, no.

Ecstasy: creates sweat, trembling and sexy yodeling.


Yodelling or yodeling?

yodeling or deep exciting larynx inhaling nordic genitals

Jaggedone
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Posted: 10 Jun 09 17:20

Quote: Jaggedone

[No, I never heard of dementure.
Debenture, yes.
Dementure, no.

Ecstasy: creates sweat, trembling and sexy yodeling.


Yodelling or yodeling?

yodeling or deep exciting larynx inhaling nordic genitals


Stop deviating muvva fuckers, when Monks returns to us, we'll all be "monktified"


genitals ease nausea in timely assertive, lubricating sensuality!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 10 Jun 09 17:53

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone

[No, I never heard of dementure.
Debenture, yes.
Dementure, no.

Ecstasy: creates sweat, trembling and sexy yodeling.


Yodelling or yodeling?

yodeling or deep exciting larynx inhaling nordic genitals


Stop deviating muvva fuckers, when Monks returns to us, we'll all be "monktified"


genitals ease nausea in timely assertive, lubricating sensuality!


Sensuality encourages nudity, sexuality, undressing and licking, intercourse, touching, yoga.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 10 Jun 09 18:01
Yoga: orthopedic, gymnastic athleticism.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 10 Jun 09 18:21


Athleticism: training hones losers efficiency then instills creative input, sometimes monumentally.



Skoob1999
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Posted: 10 Jun 09 20:07

Quote: Jesus Budda

Athleticism: training hones losers efficiency then instills creative input, sometimes monumentally.


Monumentally Onanistic Nutters Usually Make Extremely Nonsensical Twaddle Alienating Leggy Lesbians Yearly.




(sorry Ferg for the previous fuck up...)

IainB
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Posted: 11 Jun 09 07:48
Yearly events are rarely lauded yearly

Iain

Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Jun 09 15:08

Quote: IainB

Yearly events are rarely lauded yearly

Iain


yearly events anually return likeable yields

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 11 Jun 09 17:13
Yields increase economic liabilities. Downturns squandered.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 11 Jun 09 17:33
Squandered questions usually allow naughty doctors entrance regarding erectile discrepancies.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 11 Jun 09 17:42
Discrepancies in screening clients records enables perverts and naturist clowns indecent erectile stimulations.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 Jun 09 16:26

Quote: Jesus Budda

Discrepancies in screening clients records enables perverts and naturist clowns indecent erectile stimulations./blockquote]

stimulations tend, irrationaly manipulated under levatation and trickery, intense overkilling, never sustain!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Jun 09 16:42
Sustain Underused Standards. Try Arriving In Norwich.

WTF?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 12 Jun 09 17:44

Quote: Skoob1999

Sustain Underused Standards. Try Arriving In Norwich.

WTF?


Norwich: orangutans recently went in church, hypnotized!



Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Jun 09 17:58
Hypnotized Yetis Probably Never Overstate The Imaginitive Zen Edict Decisively

Hiya JB

You fucking cheat. You used American spelling!

WTF!

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 Jun 09 17:59

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Skoob1999

Sustain Underused Standards. Try Arriving In Norwich.

WTF?


Norwich: orangutans recently went in church, hypnotized!


hypnotised yaks plead not-guilty otherwise their intrepid zebra enemies die

Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Jun 09 18:18
Okay I give up. I never liked this thread anyway. I'll pursue this with JO if he's around.

Otherwise, carry on without me.

Good one that though JB - hypnotized

Regards

Skoob.

All we need now is Fergus laying down papal edicts.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 12 Jun 09 18:20
Die!, inquisitive enemy!




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