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Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Jun 09 15:25 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 4 Jun 09 15:26
Slappage Looks A Pretty Positive Arrangement. Get Even.

Methinks that was the last one, please continue gentlemen!!!

Even Venus expected nothing

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 4 Jun 09 17:47 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 4 Jun 09 17:49

Quote: Jaggedone

Slappage Looks A Pretty Positive Arrangement. Get Even.

Methinks that was the last one, please continue gentlemen!!!

Even Venus expected nothing


Is the word 'EVEN'?

I said "is the WORD 'EVEN'?"....not "is the WORLD 'EVEN'?"

I know that the World is not even.
Its roughness makes it all the more interesting. Right, I'll do EVEN.



Even vegans eat narwhals.


Ahhhh, fuck it!

The word is 'NOTHING'.
For fucks sake. Fucking fuckers fucked up fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!


Nothing originates that has indirectly neutralized God.





Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 4 Jun 09 18:01

strong]Nothing originates that has indirectly neutralized God.


God obviously died

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 5 Jun 09 17:14

Quote: Jaggedone

strong]Nothing originates that has indirectly neutralized God.


God obviously died


Hello, Jaggedone.

Lovely day. Hows your bits?
Good, good.

And the wife?

Thats nice.

Right, lets get on with the show, shall we?


Died in excruciating dread.



Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 Jun 09 17:28 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 5 Jun 09 17:28
Dread Repelled Each Approaching Dreadnought

Hiya JB

Skoob.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 5 Jun 09 17:31

Quote: Skoob1999

Dread Repelled Each Approaching Dreadnought

Hiya JB

Skoob.


Oh hello there, Skoob.
How are you?
Lovely?

Thats nice. i didn't see you there. Lets continue with this intriguing game of shit:


Dreadnought raids - eventually a daring ninja oddball usually gets hit terrifyingly.




Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 5 Jun 09 18:11 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 5 Jun 09 18:12

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Skoob1999

Dread Repelled Each Approaching Dreadnought

Hiya JB

Skoob.


Oh hello there, Skoob.
How are you?
Lovely?

Thats nice. i didn't see you there. Lets continue with this intriguing game of shit:


Dreadnought raids - eventually a daring ninja oddball usually gets hit terrifyingly.


terrifyingly equals rectum retards in fantasy yelling in Norwegian, google loves Yanks!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 Jun 09 18:21
Fucking brilliant that, you two.

Now then, Yanks

YOU'RE ALWAYS NOT KNOWING SOMEBODY

I won't do the regards thing, this is getting serious.

Skoob.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 5 Jun 09 18:22

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Skoob1999

Dread Repelled Each Approaching Dreadnought

Hiya JB

Skoob.


Oh hello there, Skoob.
How are you?
Lovely?

Thats nice. i didn't see you there. Lets continue with this intriguing game of shit:


Dreadnought raids - eventually a daring ninja oddball usually gets hit terrifyingly.


terrifyingly equals rectum retards in fantasy yelling in Norwegian, google loves Yanks!


Yanks are noisy, kaleidoscopic scavengers.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 5 Jun 09 18:27
Skoob, the word is SCAVENGERS now.

you need to start with the word given and then use the following letters to make up other words. You didn't.
Go sit in the dunces corner.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 5 Jun 09 18:33

Quote: Jesus Budda

Skoob, the word is SCAVENGERS now.

you need to start with the word given and then use the following letters to make up other words. You didn't.
Go sit in the dunces corner.


Scavengers can apply vengeance eventually numbing grey-cells especially renegade Skoobs!!!!!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 Jun 09 18:37
HEEEY JB!!!

ROLL THAT BACK!!!

JO FINISHED WITH YANKS!!!

Ya bollocks,

Skoob

Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 Jun 09 18:41
SKOOBS right?

SOMEONE KNOWS ONE'S OWN BREAKFAST SPECIALITIES

Gracias.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Jun 09 18:49

Quote: Skoob1999

SKOOBS right? YES SKOOB YOUR LINE SHOULD START WITH SKOOBS!!!!

(SKOOBS!!) KNOWS ONE'S OWN BREAKFAST SPECIALITIES (get it?)

Gracias.


specialities please everybody, cause interference and low intellectual turbulence inside esoterical scalps

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 6 Jun 09 13:07
The two of you are Tweedle Dumb and Tweddle Dumber!

Skoob, my good friend, the 'rules' of the game are that you have to start with the previous word given.

So, for example, if the word was SKOOBS (which it fucking was!!!), you would do something like this:

Skoobs kaleidoscope only operates before sundown.

See?

SEE????

Get your shit together, mothafucka!


And Jaggedone, stop encouraging Skoob in the wrong way of playing this stupid game.
You are a bad influence on him.


Whats the word now, I've forgotten?

Is it specialties?

I'll do that to keep the flow of this game going:


Specialties pertain expertise. Clowns in Arabia like to incriminate experienced surgeons.






Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 6 Jun 09 13:12


Sorry about that, Jaggedone, I though the word was specialities by mistake.

Scalps can allow lovely permed styles.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 7 Jun 09 12:52
Sorry about that, Jaggedone, I though the word was specialities by mistake.

Scalps can allow lovely permed styles.


An apology from the great JB, I'm honoured!

styles that yield lavish extremities eventually surrender

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:08

Quote: Jaggedone

Sorry about that, Jaggedone, I though the word was specialities by mistake.

Scalps can allow lovely permed styles.


An apology from the great JB, I'm honoured!

styles that yield lavish extremities eventually surrender


I say sorry when I make a mistake or do wrong.


Surrender, Uruguayans! Return rifles. Exercise no devious endeavors residually.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:16
Surrender, Uruguayans! Return rifles. Exercise no devious endeavors residually.


residually everpresent sheepshaggers in daily undertakings attack lambs loins yielding

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:24

Quote: Jaggedone

Surrender, Uruguayans! Return rifles. Exercise no devious endeavors residually.


residually everpresent sheepshaggers in daily undertakings attack lambs loins yielding


Yielding is easy - like ducking into neighbors gardens.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:28 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 7 Jun 09 13:29
Yielding is easy - like ducking into neighbors gardens.


gardens are rehab dungeons enhancing nihilistic satisfaction

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:36

Quote: Jaggedone

Yielding is easy - like ducking into neighbors gardens.


gardens are rehab dungeons enhancing nihilistic satisfaction


Satisfaction, attained truthfully, is successfully forcing a cow turd into oldies napkins?



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 7 Jun 09 14:16 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 7 Jun 09 14:17
gardens are rehab dungeons enhancing nihilistic satisfaction


Satisfaction, attained truthfully, is successfully forcing a cow turd into oldies napkins?


napkins are placed kindly insuring no shit!

(hey JB are we alone here, or are the rest just practising perverse voyeurisms?)

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 7 Jun 09 14:48
We are alone.

Shit has intense taste.

Taste a shitty turd excessively.

Excessively xylophoning can engage several serious, intensely vicious exacerbating loud yawns.

Yawns are weak, nightly squeals.

Squeals quietly use ears and legs, sometimes.

Sometimes oddballs make earthworms tremble in moist, earthy scrub.

Scrub cat rectums using brushes.

Brushes raked using steel hair eventually smash.

Smash mirrors and smoke hash.

Hash alleviates severe hedonism.

Thats my lot for the day.

Farewell suckaz!






Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 7 Jun 09 15:01
Hash alleviates severe hedonism.

(JB has committed surfing suicide and returned to his (God, who?) father!)

JO will continue the crap =

hedonism equals devils onanism in satanic minds


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