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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 28 May 09 15:20 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 28 May 09 15:21

Quote: Skoob1999

Gambia and Mali Back Irish Ancestors




Right, OK, we'll go with yours.

Ancestors - Nero created events so that Olympians ran sprints.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 28 May 09 15:55

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Skoob1999

Gambia and Mali Back Irish Ancestors




Right, OK, we'll go with yours.

Ancestors - Nero created events so that Olympians ran sprints.


sprints = perspiring runners in tight slips

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 28 May 09 15:57
That's 'sprits'.

Where's the 'n'-word?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 28 May 09 16:04 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 28 May 09 16:04

Quote: Monkey Woods

That's 'sprits'.

Where's the 'n'-word?

oops sorry correction, much to sprinty, attempting new world record without drug enhancement!
AGAIN
Sprints = perspiring runners in naughty tight slips

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 28 May 09 17:53

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods

That's 'sprits'.

Where's the 'n'-word?

oops sorry correction, much to sprinty, attempting new world record without drug enhancement!
AGAIN
Sprints = perspiring runners in naughty tight slips


Slips letters in post, surreptitiously.



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Posted: 28 May 09 18:00
Surreptitiously, Ursula roughly rubbed Edward's penis, tossing it till it overloaded unlimited semen, like yoghurt.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 28 May 09 18:15

Quote: Monkey Woods

Surreptitiously, Ursula roughly rubbed Edward's penis, tossing it till it overloaded unlimited semen, like yoghurt.


Well done, Monkey person.

I thought I was alone and was delighted to discover that their are other inhabitants of Uranus.

Yoghurt occasionally gets hard under regulated temperatures.




Jaggedone
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Posted: 28 May 09 18:52

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Monkey Woods

Surreptitiously, Ursula roughly rubbed Edward's penis, tossing it till it overloaded unlimited semen, like yoghurt.


Well done, Monkey person.

I thought I was alone and was delighted to discover that their are other inhabitants of Uranus.

Yoghurt occasionally gets hard under regulated temperatures.

Temperatures equal mini entrances requiring anal testing under rear end slickers

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 28 May 09 19:29
JO, you're shit at this game!

Where's the 'p'-word?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 May 09 15:42

Quote: Monkey Woods

JO, you're shit at this game!

Where's the 'p'-word?

at least I've learnt to start with the right word!! Stop being so Rt.Hon. Yorkshire Ripperish!
Correction:
Temperatures equal mini pieshaped entrances requiring anal testing under rear end slickers






Fuck me whatever next!

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Posted: 29 May 09 16:20
Slickers? Like I care! Kissing encourages romantic situations.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 29 May 09 17:29

Quote: Monkey Woods

Slickers? Like I care! Kissing encourages romantic situations.


Situations involve timing, unique actions that incur occasionally nuanced states.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 May 09 17:37

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Monkey Woods

Slickers? Like I care! Kissing encourages romantic situations.


Situations involve timing, unique actions that incur occasionally nuanced states.

states that are totalitarian economies, stink

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 29 May 09 17:43

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Monkey Woods

Slickers? Like I care! Kissing encourages romantic situations.


Situations involve timing, unique actions that incur occasionally nuanced states.

states that are totalitarian economies, stink


Hello, Jaggedone.

Stink: terrible, inert, noxious kack!



Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 May 09 17:54
states that are totalitarian economies, stink


Stink: terrible, inert, noxious kack!

Kack=alemannia con kakalaka (cockroach in Deutsch)

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 29 May 09 18:08

Quote: Jaggedone

states that are totalitarian economies, stink


Stink: terrible, inert, noxious kack!

Kack=alemannia con kakalaka (cockroach in Deutsch)


you do know that Monkey Woods will have none of this foreign language shit?


"Kakalaka!",answered Kevin, "Anyway,lets all kakalaka altogether!"


God, this game has really dipped to a new low...




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Posted: 29 May 09 18:15 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 29 May 09 18:16
It has got a bit shit, hasn't it, JB? We have to carry on though. I'm under contract.

Altogether, let's try! Offering giant excuses - that's hardly enterprising, really!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 29 May 09 18:21

Quote: Monkey Woods

It has got a bit shit, hasn't it, JB? We have to carry on though. I'm under contract.

Altogether, let's try! Offering giant excuses - that's hardly enterprising, really!


Really enormous and literally, largely yummy!


I agree, Monkey. I've signed a deal with the Devil too - can't stop...



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Posted: 29 May 09 18:43
Yummy! United made me yawn.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 May 09 18:50
Stink: terrible, inert, noxious kack!

Kack=alemannia con kakalaka (cockroach in Deutsch)


you do know that Monkey Woods will have none of this foreign language shit?


"Kakalaka!",answered Kevin, "Anyway,lets all kakalaka altogether!"

Compliment JB on your release from the straightjacket, that was brilliant (me complimenting JB, things are really sinking)

Yummy = ukranian marshmellows, marvellous, yes


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Posted: 30 May 09 06:00
The word is "yawn".


Yawn and wake, nerd!








I'm off out now. See you all tonight.

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Posted: 30 May 09 09:23 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 30 May 09 09:24
Nerd! Eat real dumplings.

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Posted: 30 May 09 10:48 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 30 May 09 10:49
Welcome, Fergus!

Dumplings - unhealthy mushy paste. Lucky I never go Swedish!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 May 09 13:31

Quote: Monkey Woods

Welcome, Fergus!

Dumplings - unhealthy mushy paste. Lucky I never go Swedish!


See?
SEE?????
Even Fergus has been enticed over here for fun and games.

Swedish waiters eat dishes involuntarily - socially handicapped.



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Posted: 30 May 09 17:50
Handicapped and nearly decrepit, I call all posh people 'educated dimwits'.


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