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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 25 May 09 20:47
Tirade is ranting and demonstrating energetically.

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Posted: 25 May 09 20:49
Energetically, nay enthusiastically, remains grammatically, ethically, tantalisingly, irreversibly, calculatingly and linguistically lame, yeah?

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Posted: 25 May 09 20:51 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 25 May 09 20:51
Yeah, eh? Ah, hello!

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Posted: 25 May 09 20:51
Hello, everyone! Like licking orifices?

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Posted: 25 May 09 23:47
Orifices: really, I find it can easily slide!

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Posted: 26 May 09 06:29
Slide? Licking is deliciously enjoyable!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 May 09 15:36

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Slide? Licking is deliciously enjoyable!


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Posted: 26 May 09 17:17

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods

Slide? Licking is deliciously enjoyable!


enjoyable nutters jiving on young antilopes are bisexual lesbian extensions


Jaggedone, I just have to say that I did actually like your acronyms.
Don't mind the Monkey. He can be cruel sometimes.


"Extensions?", Xavier thought, "Extensions never satisfy. I only need sex".



Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 May 09 17:45
Don't mind the Monkey. He can be cruel sometimes.
JB, my back is that of a wet duckling

"Extensions?", Xavier thought, "Extensions never satisfy. I only need sex".


sex extends x-rays

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Posted: 26 May 09 19:17 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 26 May 09 19:18
X-rays really are yesterday's solution!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 May 09 19:24

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X-rays really are yesterday's solution!

solution offering leverage under tempestious, impregnable outsized nuns

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Posted: 26 May 09 19:25
Nuns underwear needs soaking!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 May 09 19:31

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Nuns underwear needs soaking!

soaking of atheists knickers is not Godly

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Posted: 26 May 09 19:32 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 26 May 09 19:32
Godly or devilish?

Love,

Yorkshire.


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Posted: 26 May 09 19:36
Yorkshire, or rarely Kent, shone high in Ripper's empire.

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Posted: 26 May 09 19:42

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Godly or devilish?

Love,

Yorkshire.



Monks ol chap, please help is it devilish or yorkshire?

devilish extremities, victims in lucifers inflammable satanic hell
or
Yorkshire omlettes remind Katy she has incredible, robust eggs

(take your choice)

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Posted: 26 May 09 20:38
Why would it be 'devilish'?


Eggs griddled German style!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 27 May 09 15:32
Why would it be 'devilish'?


Eggs griddled German style!


Because you put it on top of each other and not alongside each other, thickheads like me need guidance!

style that you love extremely

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Posted: 27 May 09 15:48 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 27 May 09 15:50
"Extremely," Xavier tittered raunchily.

"Excuse me!" Edward liked youngsters.



The word, for JO's sake, is 'youngsters'.

I've had an idea. When an 'x' occurs, shall we make it a 'magic letter', so that any other letter can be substituted? If not, I'm worried that Xavier is going to be awfully busy...

Jaggedone
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Posted: 27 May 09 16:42
The word, for JO's sake, is 'youngsters'.

Double whammy, that's cheating Sir Monk (is Hull not in Yorkshire as in pudding? Please correct me if I'm wrong):

youngsters often use no guns simply to eradicate religious slapstick

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Posted: 27 May 09 16:49
Good one.

Slapstick - laughs and puns so tacky, I consider killing.

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Posted: 27 May 09 17:00

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Good one.

Slapstick - laughs and puns so tacky, I consider killing.


(Follow the leader)

Killing is legalised law in northern Gambia

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Posted: 27 May 09 17:36

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Good one.

Slapstick - laughs and puns so tacky, I consider killing.


(Follow the leader)

Killing is legalised law in northern Gambia


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Posted: 27 May 09 18:48 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 28 May 09 14:26
No, Skoob. Start with 'Gambia'.

Gambia and Mali - both in Africa.

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Posted: 28 May 09 15:04
Gambia and Mali Back Irish Ancestors

Better?


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