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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 24 May 09 16:16
Okay, Fergus, I'll give it back to you:

Norse Odin readily struck Epicurean.

Now, post again and we're back on track

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 24 May 09 16:28 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 24 May 09 16:30
For Fergus:


Epicurean, packaged in cardboard, udderless reindeer eat all nibbles

Now it's my turn.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 24 May 09 16:30
Nibbles initiating bad breath, like egg sandwiches.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 24 May 09 17:22
Sandwiches are nice delicacies, with interesting cheeses, having egg salad.

IainB
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Posted: 24 May 09 17:24 - Edited By: IainB, 24 May 09 17:25
sandwiches are not delicious when including crispy, halitosis emitting salmon

bollox too slow

Salad and leftovers are delicious

Iain

Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 09 10:15

Quote: IainB

sandwiches are not delicious when including crispy, halitosis emitting salmon

bollox too slow

Salad and leftovers are delicious

Iain


delicious eggs laying in courgettes instigate odours up stairs

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 25 May 09 12:01
Stairs that are, in reality, steps.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 25 May 09 13:30
Steps take extra perspiration, silly!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 25 May 09 13:40
'Silly' is like 'loopy', yes?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 25 May 09 14:00
Yes, Elephants' stink

Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 09 15:09

Quote: Jalapenoman

Yes, Elephants' stink

stink that impoverishes nobility kills

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 25 May 09 15:11
Kills initiate lunging, like Spikes!

(remember your volleyball...a kill and a spike are the same thing!)

Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 09 16:47

Quote: Jalapenoman

Kills initiate lunging, like Spikes!

(remember your volleyball...a kill and a spike are the same thing!)

Spikes piercing in knees exert stiffness

(by the way, mentioning Volleyball, I once represented the UK at volleyball. Played several tournaments and got whipped by the Japanese gold medal winning Olympic team, true by the way!)

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 25 May 09 16:56
Stiffness: Testosterone is for Franks, not estrogen sipping sissies.

(I can't remember is the plural of sissy is sissies or sissys, so go with whichever one you want)

Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 09 17:20

Quote: Jalapenoman

Stiffness: Testosterone is for Franks, not estrogen sipping sissies.

(I can't remember is the plural of sissy is sissies or sissys, so go with whichever one you want)

Sissies insist safe sex is eating sausages

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 May 09 17:42
Sausages are ugly, slimy and generally edible salamis.



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Posted: 25 May 09 17:55
Salamis, and ladies adore my immense salami!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 May 09 17:58

Quote: Monkey Woods

Salamis, and ladies adore my immense salami!


I can only imagine....


Salami: a long and meaty Indian.

It's slang, see?



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 25 May 09 18:03
'Indian', not 'darkie', I add niftily.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 25 May 09 18:10

Quote: Monkey Woods

'Indian', not 'darkie', I add niftily.


Niftily, I fingered Tina, inflicting lustful yelling

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 25 May 09 18:13

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Monkey Woods

'Indian', not 'darkie', I add niftily.


Niftily, I fingered Tina, inflicting lustful yelling


Yelling, Edgar lulled ladies into naked gambling.


The bastard!



Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 09 18:28

Yelling, Edgar lulled ladies into naked gambling.

gambling astronauts meet betting luna-tics in next galaxy


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Posted: 25 May 09 19:09 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 25 May 09 19:11
Galaxy - astrologers love a Xylon Year.


By the way, Jman, "Niftily I fingered Tina inflicting lustful yelling"

And JB's "Yelling Edgar lulled ladies into naked gambling"


Pretty good!

Yours was shit, JO.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 09 19:43 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 25 May 09 19:45
Yours was shit, JO.


Thanks for your compliments, as once mentioned JO the pacifist, non-conflict, Pyscho-Socialite never drops his standards but beware of the evil Chink lying in my sawn up imagination!
What was the next one:
Year, ever annual rant

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 25 May 09 19:52
Rant, a nice tirade.


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