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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Okay, Fergus, I'll give it back to you:
Norse Odin readily struck Epicurean. Now, post again and we're back on track |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
For Fergus:
Epicurean, packaged in cardboard, udderless reindeer eat all nibbles Now it's my turn. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nibbles initiating bad breath, like egg sandwiches.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Sandwiches are nice delicacies, with interesting cheeses, having egg salad.
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
sandwiches are not delicious when including crispy, halitosis emitting salmon
bollox too slow Salad and leftovers are delicious Iain |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
delicious eggs laying in courgettes instigate odours up stairs |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stairs that are, in reality, steps.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Steps take extra perspiration, silly!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
'Silly' is like 'loopy', yes?
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Yes, Elephants' stink
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Jaggedone
Banned |
stink that impoverishes nobility kills |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Kills initiate lunging, like Spikes!
(remember your volleyball...a kill and a spike are the same thing!) |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Spikes piercing in knees exert stiffness (by the way, mentioning Volleyball, I once represented the UK at volleyball. Played several tournaments and got whipped by the Japanese gold medal winning Olympic team, true by the way!) |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Stiffness: Testosterone is for Franks, not estrogen sipping sissies.
(I can't remember is the plural of sissy is sissies or sissys, so go with whichever one you want) |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Sissies insist safe sex is eating sausages |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sausages are ugly, slimy and generally edible salamis.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Salamis, and ladies adore my immense salami!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I can only imagine.... Salami: a long and meaty Indian. It's slang, see? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
'Indian', not 'darkie', I add niftily.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Niftily, I fingered Tina, inflicting lustful yelling |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yelling, Edgar lulled ladies into naked gambling. The bastard! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Yelling, Edgar lulled ladies into naked gambling. gambling astronauts meet betting luna-tics in next galaxy |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Galaxy - astrologers love a Xylon Year.
By the way, Jman, "Niftily I fingered Tina inflicting lustful yelling" And JB's "Yelling Edgar lulled ladies into naked gambling" Pretty good! Yours was shit, JO. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Yours was shit, JO.
Thanks for your compliments, as once mentioned JO the pacifist, non-conflict, Pyscho-Socialite never drops his standards but beware of the evil Chink lying in my sawn up imagination! What was the next one: Year, ever annual rant |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rant, a nice tirade.
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