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You're just jealous because I won't make it a threesome any more. (Or a foursome if LG or Skoob jump in too)

Here's a little song just for you rfreed:

What a Day for a Daydream

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Quote: rfreed

Or Morse for that matter too.

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I never announce my "arrival"....I like to surprise even myself!

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Quote: Charpa93

It's that horny rfreed's fault. He's obviously waited too long to find a Thanksgiving date.

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....ha! He's obviously lost his Eskimo woman who used to
Tenderize his meat and chew his fat!

PITIFUl,

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Charpa93

It's that horny rfreed's fault. He's obviously waited too long to find a Thanksgiving date.

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....ha! He's obviously lost his Eskimo woman who used to
Tenderize his meat and chew his fat!

PITIFUl,

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Yes, I agree, it is getting a bit embarrassing for him. I guess we'll just have to put up with it until he finds another one to warm his muk luks next to.

Or give him a new pair of Muk luks.... Maybe that's what rfreed needs. A new pair of Muk Luks


And WE know that there's no surgery involved - unless his Muk Luks are dried and shrivelled up.

Lady G.

We'd probably have to go into women's sizes though. I don't think they make them that small in men's sizes. hah!
Sorry Rfreed. I couldn't resist.

Charpa

Agreed Charpa. Judging from what you've told me in Private Messages...I think women's sizes would be more appropriate for rfreed.

I know a woman who could help him out. She lives on the Six Nations Reserve - not far from where I live.

Lady G.

I told you that in confidence. Sheesh, please don't tell me I have to keep things from you, especially the fact that he has a fondness for high heels as well...

Hey Charpa, the woman I know has designed high-heeled Muk Luks and they seem to be selling well on the reserve, to women and to a few of the men.

She makes them out of many different skins and her beadwork is absolutely amazing. I kid you not.

Lady G.

(Charpa you should have TOLD me that the message about rfreed was confidential. I'm not a mindreader....YET! I sit my final exam on the 2nd Dec. Should be qualified by then.)

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: rfreed

Or Morse for that matter too.

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I never announce my "arrival"....I like to surprise even myself!

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Oh yes you do!
The last time we were together you went "Oh God!, Oh God!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

Dearest Charpa the Hutt and Lady Godown,
Earlier in this thread (sometime around 1987) you mentioned that all the spoofer women should stick together. I think that is an excellent idea!

WARNING- The following missive is full of sophomoric, crude, vile, tasteless mutterings that is redeemed by being mildly humorous at times.

I think the lot of you should all meet at the Greek island of LESBOS. Beware, though, the native women there are tough and you might get a LICKING you didn't expect. But then again, you might be able to go TIT for T_AT with them. Also watch out for flooding. You might end up having to stick your finger in a DYKE to save yourselves. There is also a strong sun there. You could encounter a number of STROKES if you aren't careful. Transportation is limited; you might find yourself having to GRAB SOME ASS to get by. Don't get upset if you hear someone yell "MOTHER FU__ER!"; they are just giving instructions to a close relative. To spend time, you can BEAT AROUND THE BUSH a little, or EAT THE LOCAL OYSTERS. If you find yourself alone, it would be a good time to get in TOUCH WITH YOURSELF. No matter what,you will be glad that you had COME! The fun will surely be the CLIMAX that you had sought.
I am sure that your OUTING will COME as a great WET DREAM COME true and you will be CHEEK TO CHEEK and RUBBING with your new found friends the whole time. You'll probably have a lot of fires going in the OVEN while you are there. Animals are allowed, so you and others can PLAY WITH YOUR PUSSY while on vacation.
Have fun, and remember to EAT smart while you are there!


Skittering, skanky, subversive, smart aleck, somnambulistic, slithering, snake like slanderers!

Who the hell told you about the island? It was supposed to be OUR secret place. Did YOU sneak in dressed as a woman?
I wouldn't put anything past you.
Well, to hell with that. We'll just have to find somewhere else to spend our free time.

Thanks for the warning though?

Lady G.

Ha Ha Skoob.

Beat you to it.

Bastard.

I hope you never get the knobbly bit stuck back on! (see I do read signatures.)

In fact I hope the whole thing falls off. It's probably atrophied from non-use by now anyway.

LG

What did you beat Skoob to?

Don't bother answering coz I'm not really interested.

I was wondering that myslef...

Did I mention that I was gay?

No?

Probably because I'm not.

Not even in a gay way.

I don't do pink ribbons and skipping.

Leather coat and pork pie hat.

That's the ticket.

Regards (not in a gay way)

Skoob

Don't tell me you won't be 'donning your gay apparel' for Christmas Skoob.

'Deck the balls of flaming spoofers
Tra la la la la la la la la
Tis the season for all poofters
Tra la la la la la la la la

Don we now our gay apparel
Tra la la la la la la la la
Dance around the big beer barrel
Tra la la la la la la la la,

I suppose I can't leave without saying something crude.

Crude oil

Lady G.

OK folks, lets quit with the sexual innuendos and get this thread back to the good, clean insults that it was supposed to be before Skoob rats on us to the Spoof Secret Police and then we're all canned.
And no one said anything about Skoob being gay. That was never mentioned. There is something I could say about him and chipmunks, but you can catch that on You Tube on your own time. Or I can sell you 'special' pictures from my camera phone that I am sure you will find interesting.
So, lets all get back to the good, wholesome fun of tearing each other apart literarily like it is supposed to be.

But before we tear ourselves totally away from that, there is one question that I have-
If I do a Smurf is that considered molesting a minor?

Dastardly denigrating, demoniacal, dementially developed, demonstratively depraved diabolical dips!!!

Before I answer that question. Would it be a MALE Smurf or a FEMALE Smurf?

You must be more explicate or you could land yourself in a bit 'flaming' discussion without you even having intended to do so.

SO....?????? Be explicate

Lady G.

I already did the Smurf and, believe me, it was explicit.

P.S. You forgot to add insults to your letter.

Like this:
Flaming flabbergasting flamboyant fish forking floozy!

OK

You flaming flabbergasting flamboyant fish forking floozy! Finally feeling frigging false for failing to insult folk on this freaking thread enough. For which I will flail myself using freaking forty live frogs on a big stick, tied together. For dog's sake, I'll even add CRUDE OIL

Lady G.

Now you're getting the idea!

And, with regards to the molested Smurf,..um...you mean that wasn't you?

Forget you Freed, I'm Featured Writer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my! Aren't we SPECIAL!!!!

You forgot this is supposed to be a FLAME thread.

It goes like this:

Wretchedly wrenching wacky wastrally woebegone wrathfull home-wrecking featured writer!
So there!

Poopy head, poopy face, poopy butt. I'm featured writer!!!!!!!!!!