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matthatt
mad as a hatter  Location: London Registered: 2 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is Bear Grylls urine composed of?
Correct. Four candles. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Approximately what amount of hot wax dripped on my partner's arse did it take before she finally came last night?
Correct! Broken shards of pottery. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
More marital disharmony in the Gunn household as Mrs Gunn's diagnosis of Gonorrhoea resulted in a black eye for me and what all over the drawing room floor?
Correct! Fork Handles |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What invention drastically improved on the original design, resulting in a dramatic surge in popularity of the fork as an eating utensil?
Correct! Three pretzels and a bit of string. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Following cost saving at NASA, how do US boffins plan on getting astronauts to Mars in 2018?
Correct! Megan Fox's Love Tunnel |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What famous vaginal tract became Brian Austin Green's love tunnel in June of 2010?
Correct! Roasted nuts. |
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matthatt
mad as a hatter Location: London Registered: 2 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What do you have to be careful of when whizzing on an electric fence?
Correct. The Jacobean ruff. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Collars popular during the reign of King James I (great great grandparent of Will I Am and grandfather to Withnail and I) - this phrase can also be used to describe sexual relations between society ladies and blacksmiths and other trades-persons.
Correct! Argyll Forest Beaver |
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matthatt
mad as a hatter Location: London Registered: 2 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What was Douglas Fairbanks Jr's pet name for Margaret Campbell.
Correct. Frotaging. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What word meaning sexual rubbing or an act of union between man and inanimate object made its second appearance on this thread today?
Correct! It wasn't her milkshake that brought all the boys to the yard |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tasty, flesh-toned singer Kelis made the best lemonade of any kid on her block in Harlem.
Correct! A three-toed box turtle. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Who is Rush Limbaugh when he crawls back into his shell?
Correct Tiger Wood, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When you cross these three celebrities, you get someone who is too wasted to play golf at her daddy's hotel resort.
Correct! Stephen King's refrigerator magnet collection. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Leave it to you to be the voice of reason. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
What is the only thing in Stephen King's kitchen that isn't covered with blood?
Correct! Tadpoles |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What do people in Poland call "toddlers"?
Correct! the Spoof Writers Discussion |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Where can I find a nice place to relax, unwind and have some fun ... unless I'm suddenly ambushed by a troll that sneaked back in with a new alias?
Correct! The calm before the storm. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The troll disappeared, but everyone was thinking it was just what?
Correct! A left-footed chutney ferret |
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matthatt
mad as a hatter Location: London Registered: 2 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
George Michael is pleased to be sharing a cell with who?
Correct. Clandestine assignations. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
What would be a terrible name for a new puppy?
Correct! Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Beth Ditto wasn't even born when her anthem was penned. What Queen song is it?
Correct! Inflamed urinary tract and discoloured discharge |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
How do you know when you've been Tangoed?
Correct! Cabbagepatch Kids. |
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matthatt
mad as a hatter Location: London Registered: 2 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
if Susan Boyle and Russell Grant were to mate, what would their offspring resemble?
Correct. Twelve English pounds and fifteen pence. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
How much is that doggie in the window? The one with the waggaldy tail?
Correct! Citizens arrest. |
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matthatt
mad as a hatter Location: London Registered: 2 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is the legal term for what Richard Dawkins was intending to do to the pope when he came to England?
Correct. How Dutch is that moggy in the bin hole? |
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