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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What colour brassiere are you wearing?
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Lady Godiva
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Would telling you it is white - satisfy you?
Are you going to ask me the 'size' next? If I told you I wouldn't answer that question, will you be upset? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Do your collar and cuffs match?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Now, what kind of a question was that??
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wasn't it going to be my next question?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's your next question going to be then?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Do you think you have what it takes to outlast me in this thread?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Any challengers?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Would you like to buy some naked pictures of your mother?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How about mine?
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Are you finished yet?
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Do you intend to let anyone get a word in?
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Isn't that your phone ringing?
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Who was it?
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Do pygmies still exist?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Did they ever?
Will they ever? In which thread were we discussing 'Burrer'? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Is it natural to get excited about having a shit?
Or is it just me? Or the shit? Maybe the shit is good shit? If I put a question mark at the end of every sentence will it make me sound like I am speaking with a Californian upward inflection? Or not? |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
How can you not remember the Burrer, Monkey?
If it looks like shit and smells like shit does it have to BE shit? You do know it's difficult for me to type that word 'shit' don't you? |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's the matter?
Isn't your "s" key working properly? |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Or is it the "h" key, or perhaps even one of the other two?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Any luck fixing that since your last post?
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
To whom are you speaking?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Whom are you asking?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Would it help if I told you she was blue? |
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