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Congratulations on the mischief, Monkey Woods.



Something of my elephant's trunk has incredibly never grown.

Grown rather ornate, with numbness.



Dear JB,

I would very much like to meet the girl in your avatar. Preferably in a dark alley, although other locations would also be considered.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Grown rather ornate, with numbness.



Dear JB,

I would very much like to meet the girl in your avatar. Preferably in a dark alley, although other locations would also be considered.

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Numbness usually means being numb; (ergo) suffering stiffness.



Monkey Woods, esq,phd, rt. hon, capt, mjr gen, lieut, president, I'm sorry but she is already taken, I'm afraid.

Stiffness that I feel for nubiles, especially Sweet Sixteens.







Shit, I don't really mean that, JB.









Or maybe I do.

It's only illegal when you're caught and branded with hot irons.


"Sixteens", I xeroxed to every eligible nubile siren.



Possibly the worst fax I ever sent to them. And, do you know what? They only sold dozens so I had to make up the difference in another shop.
Buy in bulk I say. Better to be ready for the Apocalypse.

Siren - is rape especially nasty?

Nasty and sordid - that's you!

You often use.

Use sexy elephant.

Elephant likes elephant. Panther hates armadillo - no trust.

Trust roommate under sheets - tart!

Tart - a right trollop!

Trollop - really, one lovely lady on Pernod.

Pernod - especially rancid nightcap on draught.




I know you're watching, JB.

Draught: realistically, an unwanted gust hindering trains.

Trains run at intervals - not Sundays!

Sundays until November, decided at yesterday's summit.

Summit: up massive mountain; is 'top'.

Top of penis.

Penis exhibited nobbly, independant sheath.

Sheath had extra (additional) 'top hat'.

Hat and trousers.

Trousers remained on; underneath, 'shreddies' exhibited rare stains.

Stains took acid in - never shifted.

BLAST FROM THE PAST!

WOW!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THREAD IS BACK!!!!!

I AM SO HAPPY I COULD JUST DO ONE OF THESE BEFORE HEADING OFF TO ANOTHER THREAD AND TALKING COMPLETE AND UTTER POO.

SO I WILL!!!

HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!


Shifted/heaved. I find tidying exceedingly delightful.