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Quote: Monkey Woods

Eiderdown is duck; eiderdown remains duck only when naked.

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Naked albinos? Kinky entertainment? Disturbing.

Disturbing is surely the usual reaction, but I never grumble.

Grumble, rumble, usually mumble, but let's eat.

Eat a tadpole.

Tadpole and duck; part of lake existence.

Existence, Xavier intoned, suggests tacit endurance not causal examples

Examples, Xavier added, may provide less exacting states

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Quote: IainB

Examples, Xavier added, may provide less exacting states

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Hello, Iain B and other less notable contributors to this shit.

States: territorial areas that emancipate sexuality.

"Sexuality?" Excitedly, Xavier unzipped a long item that 'yawned'.

kackpipe

Sorry, Jaggedone, what was your response to this one?

I do not respond to non-existent, made up by monkeys words so I added an erotic touch, which JB has certainly failed to master.

anyway back to the serious stuff:

Yawned at wasting nutter eating dumplings

Dumplings - utterly manky pies like incredible nachos gone sour...









...if that makes any sense.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Dumplings - utterly manky pies like incredible nachos gone sour...









...if that makes any sense.

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It does.

Sour oysters understand regurgitation.



Jaggedone, you are a silly little man.
Go back in your box and put the lid down.

Regurgitation - essentially, gastric utility regarding getting items to a tastebud in one nanosecond.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Regurgitation - essentially, gastric utility regarding getting items to a tastebud in one nanosecond.

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Nanosecond: a 'nano' of second engenders curious omnipotences naturally decimated.

Decimated - employed correctly, it means 'a tenth experience death'.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Decimated - employed correctly, it means 'a tenth experience death'.

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Death encounters are terrifyingly horrible

Jaggedone, you are a silly little man.
Go back in your box and put the lid down.

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I refuse to enter the ring barefisted with Jesus, I hereby declare being a loser, are you happy now. Life is full of low-level skirmishing and to enter the ring at this level, no, I'd rather be a coward. JB, not only are you a superior poll winner, you have also slain one of the 300, well done, congratulations but beware of my WAN-KIN-DIK, don't fuck with evil Chinks, they slice excellently.

Back to business:

Horrible overweight retards realise impossible bullshit leaves excrement

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Quote: Jaggedone

Jaggedone, you are a silly little man.
Go back in your box and put the lid down.

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I refuse to enter the ring barefisted with Jesus, I hereby declare being a loser, are you happy now. Life is full of low-level skirmishing and to enter the ring at this level, no, I'd rather be a coward. JB, not only are you a superior poll winner, you have also slain one of the 300, well done, congratulations but beware of my WAN-KIN-DIK, don't fuck with evil Chinks, they slice excellently.

Back to business:

Horrible overweight retards realise impossible bullshit leaves excrement

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Fair enough.
Can't argue with that, Jaggedone - mainly becasue you make no sense.

Excrement?
How appropriate!

Excrement x-rays conceal rectal extrusions mostly, extraneous nasty turds.

Turds:

Turds: ugly rectally discarded stuff.

Stuff that usually foregoes freshness.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Stuff that usually foregoes freshness.

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Oh, hello there.
I thought I was alone. Obviously not. There is life out there in the great emptiness of ....right I'll do the anagram/acronym thingy then:


Freshness requires earthy, shiny, hydrated niceness - especially summer sunshine.

Sunshine, unless November, streams high in nuclear effluence.










What the devil am I typing about?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Sunshine, unless November, streams high in nuclear effluence.










What the devil am I typing about?

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I understand perfectly.

Effluence flows fluently. Liquid usually. Excellent noiseless novelty creation, epicurean.


Now, what am I talking about.....?

Epicurean Parisians insult Canadians (usually), Romanians, English, and Norse.

I've been making tea and a sandwich, Damn you Jalapalajalapalalapenomunnnnn..... I'm not wasting this one



Epicurean, packaged in cardboard, udderless reindeer eat all nibbles.