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Sex equals xhilerating (LBW Monks)

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Xhilerating?
That is some really terrible spelling, Jo.

Ahhh, fuck it. I'll give it a whack.
I'm sick of xylophoning it hence

Xhilerating hostesses in love eventually require a tender illicit nudge, gingerly.

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gingerly intercoursing nuns gives eager response licking yummy!

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Quote: Jaggedone

Sex equals xhilerating (LBW Monks)

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Xhilerating?
That is some really terrible spelling, Jo.

Ahhh, fuck it. I'll give it a whack.
I'm sick of xylophoning it hence

Xhilerating hostesses in love eventually require a tender illicit nudge, gingerly.

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gingerly intercoursing nuns gives eager response licking yummy!

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Why your connection slow, Jaggedone?
Mine was.
Funny that.

Yummy underpants make masturbators yelp!

Yelp elicits loud panting.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Yelp elicits loud panting.

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Panting animals never talk interestingly. Never gesticulate.

Gesticulate, eh? Shit, that is certainly unusual - like a tiny elephant.

Elephant - large ears, pointed horns and nice trunk.

Trunk rammed up Norma's kackpipe.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Trunk rammed up Norma's kackpipe.

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knackered aged cunt, klitoris panting in prick-ling ecstasy!

ecstasy can, sometimes, turn anybody's spit yellow

Iain

Yellow Euphorbia Like Lots Of Water

Water around twilight, especially roots

Roots of olive trees smell

Smell my Erysimum,like lavender

sorry - just been reading about the Chelsea Flower Show - please feel free to go back to knob jokes..

Smell my Erysimum,like lavender

lavender as violets eventually nullify disgusting, evil rantings

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Trunk rammed up Norma's kackpipe.

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Sorry, Jaggedone, what was your response to this one?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Trunk rammed up Norma's kackpipe.

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Sorry, Jaggedone, what was your response to this one?

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He's a bit of a stupid fucker, Monkey.

I'll do both to appease you, my boy.


Kackpipe: anal cleanser, keeps prostate in perfect equilibrium.

Rant against nonsensical twaddle.

Or in case the word was RANTS:

Rants against nonsensical twaddle surreptitiously.

Equilibrium - quite unusual if labia is bashed roughly inside upper membrane.


By the way, it was never RANTS, JB, he gave us RANTINGS.

Even so, you're right, he is a bit daft. Let's go with MEMBRANE.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Equilibrium - quite unusual if labia is bashed roughly inside upper membrane.


By the way, it was never RANTS, JB, he gave us RANTINGS.

Even so, you're right, he is a bit daft. Let's go with MEMBRANE.

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Rantings, eh?
Just goes to show how little attention I pay to that silly mans foolishness.

Membrane, just for you, ya adorable creature (?)


Membrane encases many bloody receptacles and non-organic exoskeletons.

Exoskeletons - X-rays often show kinetic energy like electromagnetism that offers no solutions.

Solutions often leave unexpected traces in ordinary news stories

Stories that often revel in excessive smut.

Smut means 'ungentlemanly talk'.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Smut means 'ungentlemanly talk'.

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Well done on the exoskeletons one,Monkey person.

Talk about labeling kafkaesque!

Kafkaesque - a furtive killer acts especially sneakily, quietly under eiderdown.

Eiderdown is duck; eiderdown remains duck only when naked.