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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spunk paste under Norma's knockers.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Knockers need ogling. Can knockers ever resemble spaceships?
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Jaggedone
Banned |
You win I'm off to bed with: Spaceships please arseholes, crapheads, especially some horrendous idiots playing Star-Trek |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Star-Trek - a really tacky remake; expect Klingons.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Klingons labor ignorantly, never getting offered needed salaries.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Salaries are lying accountants raising ineptitude etc, skyhigh |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I don't want to be Monkey pedantic but 'Sky high' is two words. I really don't want to be Monkey pedantic! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Skyhigh karma yields heightened intensity, guaranteeing hallucinations. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Hallucinations are loose limp undertones causing immense nausea and tremendous illness on-board nautical ships(Sky-High pedantic Alleswisser, look it up it's Kraut) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Ships have impressive pointy sails I'm not gonna look up the word, Jaggedone. And you can't make me no matter how hard you try. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Ships have impressive pointy sails
I'm not gonna look up the word, Jaggedone. And you can't make me no matter how hard you try. Sails are important implementations lurching sky-high! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Huh? Did SAILS all of a sudden develop a second 'i'? Silly man! Sky-high, kaleidoscopically yellowing highlands invoke great histrionics. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Did SAILS all of a sudden develop a second 'i'?
Silly man/true/sorry (I was celebrating the infamous winning of a certain championship with 22 silly buggars running after a rolling, round shaped cylinder, don't mention the word a certain Pope-ual rep denies it's existence) Sky-high, kaleidoscopically yellowing highlands invoke great histrionics. histrionic illusions start to relapse into oblivion needing immeasurable cohesive sympathy |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sympathy? Yes, mate, particularly after that howler yesterday!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Hello Monkey Woods and others. Yesterday, even sad trolls enjoyed rubbing dandelions against yourself. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
(sublime, you take the jackpot!) |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Yesterday, even sad trolls enjoyed rubbing dandelions against yourself. Yourself, obnoxious, useless, retard, shitting easily leftover feces |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Feces: essentially 'crap', exclusively 'shit'.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shit, had in time.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Time is meaningless experiment.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
experiment xylophone playing equals reasonably intelligent manipulators exploiting nobodies thoughts |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thoughts have objectives, unless gentlemen have them suddenly.
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Suddenly understanding dreadfully difficult equations needles lackadaisical youngsters
Iain |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Youngsters, often underaged nubile girls, seek to encourage rough sex.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Sex equals xhilerating (LBW Monks) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Xhilerating? That is some really terrible spelling, Jo. Ahhh, fuck it. I'll give it a whack. Xhilerating hostesses in love eventually require a tender illicit nudge, gingerly. |
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