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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 12 May 09 16:54
Apertif, perfectly eaten, rarely translates into fullness.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 May 09 17:38

Quote: Jalapenoman

Apertif, perfectly eaten, rarely translates into fullness.

fullness usually leaves leftovers non eatable, specially stuffing

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 12 May 09 18:06
Stuffing? That's usually fish fingers in nasty garlic.

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Posted: 12 May 09 18:07
Garlic and rice loaded in crates.

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Posted: 12 May 09 18:08
Crates rattled, and those eggs smashed!

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Posted: 12 May 09 18:09
Smashed, mashed and shattered - hens' eggs destroyed!

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Posted: 12 May 09 18:10 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 12 May 09 18:12
Destroyed - essentially, smashed thoroughly, ripped out your epidermis, darling.

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Posted: 12 May 09 18:12
Darling! A rose, like in neighbour's garden!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 12 May 09 18:13
Garden - a rear distraction, especially nice.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 May 09 18:13

Quote: Monkey Woods

Destroyed - essentially, smashed thoroughly, ripped out your epidermis, darling.

Darling as regarding loony in needy gungarees

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Posted: 12 May 09 18:14 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 12 May 09 18:15
"Nice", I clearly exaggerate.

Your turn, Jagge Done.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 12 May 09 18:15 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 12 May 09 18:16
Fuck that.


Monkey Woods
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Posted: 12 May 09 18:16
Catch up, fuckface.

Word is 'exaggerate'.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 12 May 09 18:18

Quote: Monkey Woods

"Nice", I clearly exaggerate.



My connection timed out before and I was slooooooooooow...


Exaggerate xylophonistic arpeggio's greatly. Get everything right and then exit!



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Posted: 12 May 09 19:02
Exit! Xylophone is tiresome.

(at a concert)

Jaggedone
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Posted: 13 May 09 10:29

Quote: Monkey Woods

Exit! Xylophone is tiresome.

(at a concert)

tiresome irritating responses excite somebody otherwise monkeys explode

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 13 May 09 17:28

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods

Exit! Xylophone is tiresome.

(at a concert)

tiresome irritating responses excite somebody otherwise monkeys explode


Explode x-ray photos. Let orthodontists determine examinations.



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Posted: 13 May 09 17:43
Examinations, x-rays and mamograms identify nuclear activity that is often not specific.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 13 May 09 17:54

Quote: Monkey Woods

Examinations, x-rays and mamograms identify nuclear activity that is often not specific.


Thats a good one, Monkey.

Specific personalities encourage curious identities. Fucking ignorant cunts!



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 13 May 09 18:54
Cunts up North truly stink!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 14 May 09 01:26
Stink thickens in Nancy's knickers

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 14 May 09 17:48

Quote: Jalapenoman

Stink thickens in Nancy's knickers


Knickers - naughty, indecent. Crafty Kings enjoy ripped stockings.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 May 09 18:48

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Jalapenoman

Stink thickens in Nancy's knickers


Knickers - naughty, indecent. Crafty Kings enjoy ripped stockings.

Stockings titilate old cunts, knowing inside naughty girls suck

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Posted: 14 May 09 19:36
Suck under clammy knackers.

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Posted: 14 May 09 19:38 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 14 May 09 19:39
Knackers need a clean. Kryptonite easily removes spunk.




Quite good that, wasn't it?


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