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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sex excites xenophobes.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Xenophobes expect New Order plan; half of blacks expect survival.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Survival - usually remote volcanic island. Volcano active - lava!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lava and volcanic ash.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Ash stains helmets
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Helmets evade lax motorcyclists - especially turbanised Sikhs!
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Sikhs instantly kill human society
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Jaggedone
Banned |
society offers creeps, idiots, ethnic twats yummies |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yummies? Ugh! My mummy is especially strict.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Strict teachers restrict initiative, creating trolls
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Jaggedone
Banned |
trolls rarely offer luxury limousine services |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
"Services" especially receive vigorous investigation, causing enraged spouses
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Jaggedone
Banned |
spouses plead only useless shagging entirely satisfies |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Satisfies and titilates, I say, for I enjoy shagging!
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Shagging has a great, generous, interesting, noteworthy goodness
Note: You can change the last word to "gratification" if you wish. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Goodness? Olga's orifice definitely needs essential salty semen.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Semen emits masculine estrogen, naturally!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Naturally admitting true unusual rarieties like licking yaks |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Yaks are kinda savage
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Savage and violent and generally edgy.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Edgy dikes get yeasty
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yeasty earholes are so terribly yucky!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
yucky, uneatable cows kud yoghurt |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yoghurt, orate gourmets, has unrealistically replaced taramasalata.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Taramasalata - a roe and milk and sauce and lemon and toast aperitif.
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