This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.
Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT
All times are GMT
Forum Home / General Discussion / Acronyms
[This topic is LOCKED]
| 432 Pages - «« « 62 63 [64] 65 66 » »» |
| Author | Message | ||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Soft - or feather touch?
|
||
|
|
|||
|
Jaggedone
Banned |
touch one using cunt hair |
||
|
Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Hair always irritates raccoons.
|
||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Raccoons and clever 'critters' often organise nightly sojourns.
|
||
|
Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Sojourns occasionally journey onward, using railroads (never steamships).
|
||
|
Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Steamships take emigrants away, making sailors hate itinerate passenger ships
|
||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ships have incredible power steering.
|
||
|
Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Steering takes energy; Engines require innocuouc neon gas.
|
||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gas and shite.
|
||
|
Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Shit happens in terrible explosions
or Shite humorists invent turd expressions or Shite Hamas is terrorist extremeism or Shite holidays interrupt the Easter You take your pick. I'd go with the last one since it does not have an "x". |
||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Easter and Spring - they're endearing relatives.
|
||
|
Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Relatives enliven late afternoons through incestuous, vaginal, erotic sex.
There, I gave you an "X" you have to use! |
||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sex-enjoying xenophobes.
X leaves me limited, Jman, sorry. |
||
|
Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Xenophobes enjoy nudity (obviously!). Pleasure hormones orgasm beautifully every Saturday.
|
||
|
Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Saturday, Alex Trebeck urinated, rudely directed at Yolanda.
|
||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yolanda, or Lola and Nina? Deliciously abstract.
|
||
|
Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Abstract botany supposes that roses are cute trees
|
||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Trees remain ecologically, environmentally safe.
|
||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Safe, and fairly eccentric
|
||
|
Jaggedone
Banned |
Eccentric Clowns Concede Eventual Notoriety Targeting Religious, Ignorant Catholics. |
||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Catholics are the Holy ordained lepers I can't stand.
|
||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stand to attention - NOW, dammit!
I love this game. |
||
|
Jaggedone
Banned |
Dammit a mighty midget in travesty |
||
|
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Travesty - really a very exceptional sadness that yearns.
|
||
|
Jaggedone
Banned |
yearns - emotional attention really not sex |
||
| 432 Pages - «« « 62 63 [64] 65 66 » »» |
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.
Forum permissions
You are not logged in.
- You cannot create new topics in this forum
- You cannot post new messages in this forum
- You cannot add polls
- You cannot link to external images in this forum
- You cannot upload images in this forum
- You cannot upload files in this forum
