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Skoob1999
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Posted: 19 Dec 10 13:28
Move #68

King F8-E7

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Posted: 19 Dec 10 15:30
Move #69: Knight E6 to D8

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Posted: 20 Dec 10 01:31
Move #70

Rook C8-C2

This has draw written all over it.

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Posted: 20 Dec 10 08:28
Move #71: Pawn A4 to A5

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Posted: 20 Dec 10 09:01

Quote: Skoob1999

Move #70

This has draw written all over it.


What, like a gunfight?

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Posted: 20 Dec 10 09:11
Go and get your pieces set up, Pink Zit.




I'll be with you presently.

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Posted: 20 Dec 10 21:08
Move #72

King takes D8

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Posted: 21 Dec 10 00:27 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 21 Dec 10 00:28
I knew you would do that. I predicted it. Why you didn't do it the previous move is unclear, but at least you've done it now. It's over with.

Thing is, I can't remember what I predicted I would do if you did what I predicted you would do. We'll have to wait until I get home so that I can view the board.

Of course, I don't carry the board around with me, Skoob. Can you imagine me struggling aboard the 524 with the chess board? It's too cumbersome, and the pieces would fall off the board onto the floor of the bus. Then they'd roll around under people's seats and oh! It would be chaos. That's why I prefer to leave it on the table in my room, so that I can view it from every angle when I get home in the afternoon, and select my next move in a nice, quiet environment which is suitable for quiet reflection.

I'm off to see me mate at Tha Phra tonight, Skoob. A matter of extreme urgency has arisen, but I will make that move tonight around 10pm (your 3pm).

Tally ho!

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Posted: 21 Dec 10 00:53
Hiya Monkey

Just watching Corrie with wifey.

Work again tomorrow. Approx 5 hours kip beckons.

Back at about m our time.

Sacked the Nintendo. It sucks, as our American friends would say.

I'm watching that pawn on A. Three options open, depending on your next move.

My prediction: a draw.

Unless of course, you have a plan.

Kindest

Skoob.

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Posted: 21 Dec 10 16:48
Move #73: Pawn A5 to A6

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Posted: 25 Dec 10 15:30
Lays down King.

Concedes.

Cheating is stupid.

Cheating with a Nintendo DS is even more effing stupid.

Skoob eats shit story published as promised.

You played well.

Congratulations Sir.

Regards

Skoob.


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