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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #68
King F8-E7 |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #69: Knight E6 to D8
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #70
Rook C8-C2 This has draw written all over it. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #71: Pawn A4 to A5
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pinxit
Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What, like a gunfight? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Go and get your pieces set up, Pink Zit.
I'll be with you presently. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #72
King takes D8 |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I knew you would do that. I predicted it. Why you didn't do it the previous move is unclear, but at least you've done it now. It's over with.
Thing is, I can't remember what I predicted I would do if you did what I predicted you would do. We'll have to wait until I get home so that I can view the board. Of course, I don't carry the board around with me, Skoob. Can you imagine me struggling aboard the 524 with the chess board? It's too cumbersome, and the pieces would fall off the board onto the floor of the bus. Then they'd roll around under people's seats and oh! It would be chaos. That's why I prefer to leave it on the table in my room, so that I can view it from every angle when I get home in the afternoon, and select my next move in a nice, quiet environment which is suitable for quiet reflection. I'm off to see me mate at Tha Phra tonight, Skoob. A matter of extreme urgency has arisen, but I will make that move tonight around 10pm (your 3pm). Tally ho! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hiya Monkey
Just watching Corrie with wifey. Work again tomorrow. Approx 5 hours kip beckons. Back at about m our time.Sacked the Nintendo. It sucks, as our American friends would say. I'm watching that pawn on A. Three options open, depending on your next move. My prediction: a draw. Unless of course, you have a plan. Kindest Skoob. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #73: Pawn A5 to A6
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lays down King.
Concedes. Cheating is stupid. Cheating with a Nintendo DS is even more effing stupid. Skoob eats shit story published as promised. You played well. Congratulations Sir. Regards Skoob. |
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m our time.