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Quote: rfreed




WHY HAMSTERS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

They are always nice and furry and fluffy.
They squeak really nice.
They are happy just having pellets to eat and clean grass for furniture.
They are always there for you.
They don't say "Not now, I have a headache".
They don't need a fur coat- they already have one.
They don't need your money, although they will eat it if you give it to them.
They can't talk.
They're satisfied with a little cage for a house- (try putting a regular woman in a cage. I still have scratch marks.)
THEY DON'T B*TCH!!!!!!!

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Quote: rfreed




WHY HAMSTERS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

They are always nice and furry and fluffy.
They squeak really nice.
They are happy just having pellets to eat and clean grass for furniture.
They are always there for you.
They don't say "Not now, I have a headache".
They don't need a fur coat- they already have one.
They don't need your money, although they will eat it if you give it to them.
They can't talk.
They're satisfied with a little cage for a house- (try putting a regular woman in a cage. I still have scratch marks.)
THEY DON'T B*TCH!!!!!!!

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The also don't mind if you come home pissed.

Or smelling of another hamster.

That the best you got rfreed? You really need me to go the route of the cucumber?

Charpa

Churchmouse - true!

Cucumbers - yes then you get to do a Mrs. Bobbit on them and eat them!!!!!

I wonder how man 2nd-hand cucumbers some of the male writers here have eaten on their salads without evening knowing it

Lady G.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Churchmouse - true!

Cucumbers - yes then you get to do a Mrs. Bobbit on them and eat them!!!!!

I wonder how man 2nd-hand cucumbers some of the male writers here have eaten on their salads without evening knowing it

Lady G.

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...eat one tuna salad, you've eaten them all....

it's the anchovies that really get your attention and may give pause.....

Capt. Nemo

Well, at least we re-use before we re-cycle!

Lady G.

This went in a totally gross direction....
Sorry I mentioned it.
Jeez the gutter is crowded this evening.

Charpa

It looks like I prodded the womenfolk a bit to much and got them teed off.
Of course, I always seem to get in trouble when I prod the women too much (snicker, snicker).

As if you could....
Didn't you mention your nickname was Mr. Teeny Weenie?

Charpa - what DID you mean with your reference to cucumbers?

I met some really 'different' women (and men) when I entered a couple of psych. wards for short stays a while ago.

One of the women told us the story about 'her' cucumbers.

My lord...when I write the book - it'll all be out there.

"One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" pales in comparison to the experiences I've had in places I've 'visited' for 'therapy' over the years....

I wouldn't have missed it - and all the folk I met - for the world.

Lady G.

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Quote: Charpa93

This went in a totally gross direction....
Sorry I mentioned it.
Jeez the gutter is crowded this evening.

Charpa

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....it's all your fault, IRregardless, though!

Well, I feel right at home here with the rest of the loonies

Lady G.

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Quote: Charpa93

As if you could....
Didn't you mention your nickname was Mr. Teeny Weenie?

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So what?
They were teeny women!
They left with happy satisfied smiles on their faces, clinging to my legs begging for more.
Now if I could only get them to stop ringing my bell in the middle of the night with their insatiable, wanton lusts.

Which reminds me- if you or LG come by again could you ring three times in a row so I know its you and not the others.
Thanks!

Or Morse for that matter too.

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Charpa93

This went in a totally gross direction....
Sorry I mentioned it.
Jeez the gutter is crowded this evening.

Charpa

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....it's all your fault, IRregardless, though!

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Well, I'm pretty sure all I was talking about is vegetables.

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Quote: rfreed

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Quote: Charpa93

As if you could....
Didn't you mention your nickname was Mr. Teeny Weenie?

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So what?
They were teeny women!
They left with happy satisfied smiles on their faces, clinging to my legs begging for more.
Now if I could only get them to stop ringing my bell in the middle of the night with their insatiable, wanton lusts.

Which reminds me- if you or LG come by again could you ring three times in a row so I know its you and not the others.
Thanks!

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While you're traipsing around in your fantasy world, rfreed, why don't you visit the "in your dreams" department.

Charpa

rfreed - but what will you do if we knock 3 times...NOT LET US IN COZ YOU KNOW IT IS US

Lady G.

Man, you catch on quick!
Different story with Morse, though.

Yup! There are definitely NO FLIES ON ME!



Lady G.

STOP IT!

Right now.

Please.

This thread is supposed to be about flaming.

Not flirting.

Desist with the salaciousness forthwith.

Bastards

Skoob.

It's that horny rfreed's fault. He's obviously waited too long to find a Thanksgiving date.

Won't rfree be stuffing a turkey this year then?

Lady G.

Look here, the whole lot of you:
WHAT GOES ON BETWEEN ME AND MY HAMSTERS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
Buzz off!

Mischevious, maladjusted, mean, maniacial, miserable, menacing, mental miscreants!

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Won't rfree be stuffing a turkey this year then?

Lady G.

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More than likely a Tom Turkey.

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Quote: rfreed

Look here, the whole lot of you:
WHAT GOES ON BETWEEN ME AND MY HAMSTERS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
Buzz off!

Mischevious, maladjusted, mean, maniacial, miserable, menacing, mental miscreants!

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I know you are but what am I?