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What is an anagram of "Voters torment: Franchise outage"?

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In orbit around Mars

Due to a misunderstanding with Mrs "Bimbo" Gunn about whether or not our marriage was an open marriage my testicles are currently where?

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The pope mobile isn't big enough for that, and besides it's got large clear glass windows.

What was the answer from the British security team tasked with protecting the Pope on his visit when the pontiff asked where would be a good place for a spot of dogging?

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Saddleworth Moor

Where would be a suitable spot to bury Ian Brady, despite the fact that he isn't dead yet?



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Bubbles in the bath.

What does JB get when he farts in the tub?

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Turkish prisons

What does George Michael dream about as he sleeps in Pentonville?

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A pitchfork.

With what should Ian Brady be made to dig his own grave up on Saddleworth Moor, despite the fact that he isn't dead yet?


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Jam roly-poly.

What should Ian Brady have stuffed up his sorry arse in voluminous quantities as he digs his own grave on Saddleworth Moor? (The sick fuck)

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Embankment - Northern Line.

Where can I have a shite and allow passengers to have a nice view of my big, fat, hairy bottom?

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Myra Hindley glove puppets.

What does JB like to see dancing in front of his "big fat hairy bottom"?

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Toadstools

What would a party of frogs sit upon to take tea?

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Delete or keep?

The question one needs to ask oneself 10,000,000 times if one signs up to be Russell Brand's porn buddy in the event of his death?

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Did you have to tug so hard?

What George Michaels screamed like a school girl when introduced to his cell mate "Ox"?




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Lindsay Lohan flunked this test

Was it the Conservative Litmus Test?


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Burt Reynolds

That doesn't make any sense.

What did the school principal say when reporters went to Lindsay Lohan's old school, the School of the Church of the Poison Mind, Pasadena, CA, to enquire about her performance in her SAT test?

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No-one knew what to do in the event of a disputed answer

What is who gives a bloody rat's ass?



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Never on Saturday

What surprising fact was revealed about my sex-addicted Jewish ancestor Saul "Top" Gunn regarding his attitude to sex during Shabbat?

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Soft, strong and very long

How would you best describe the end result of Monkey Woods genius idea to start a "The 'Answer To The Question In The Post Before' Game" game in the Spoof writers discussion forum?

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A cake with a file inside.

What caused you to visit the dentist last week, Ian?

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Stealthy combat gerbils in mayonnaise.

Some say Richard Gere has managed to combine his military and dairy fetishes with his love of small furry creatures, but his agent flatly denied he put what up his bottom?

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Pope on a Rope

*Nothing you read on this site or this forum is true. It's purely for comedy reasons so please don't sue me

What bizarre playground game have local Glaswegian schoolchildren been observed playing?

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Limescale on the heating element.

What fictional problem have some manufacturers of water softening tablets invented in order to scare washing machine owners into spending an additional £3 per week on laundry lest their machine may start shitting blood and cause the neighbourhood to burn down?

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Richard P Bacon

What would happen if Richard were to suddenly start consuming nothing but pig based smoothies?


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Drink it warm mate.

What advice does Bear Grylls give to aspiring survivalists who wish to drink their own urine?


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High fructose corn syrup, or "corn sugar."