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Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 19:33
When does Cheryl Cole keel over?

birbee
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 19:53
I don't know, is it not documented on this website somewhere?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 20:06
Isn't what documented on this website somewhere?

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Posted: 21 Aug 10 20:11
Do I have to spell it out?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 20:17
Haven't any of you visited my 'Answers' thread yet?

Am I going to start one??

Won't you have to LOOK to find out?

Lady G.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 20:17
How long do we have to keep this going?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 20:20 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 21 Aug 10 20:22
Why do you ask?

Did you go and look at the Answers Only thread yet?

Won't that give you a little break from Questions Only thread?

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Posted: 21 Aug 10 21:31
We now have two 'Answers Only Threads', do that mean we have to start another 'Questions Only' thread to correct the balance.........?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 04:08

Quote: birbee

We now have two 'Answers Only Threads', do that mean we have to start another 'Questions Only' thread to correct the balance.........?


Isn't that written incorectly, Birbee?

Shouldn't the first part of what you said - We now have two 'Answers Only Threads' - be separated from the rest of what you said by a semi-colon?

And in which part of Yorkshire do they say "do that mean" rather than "does that mean"?

Should I start a Pettifogulising thread for this kind of enquiry?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 04:40
Hell's Bells....Do we have to answer that one?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 05:45
What one?

Is Monkey Woods a pedantic perfectionist?

Or just a Hull City fan?

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 06:43
Has anyone seen my car keys?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 12:44
Won't somebody find me Amanda Hugginkiss?

victor nicholas
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 14:14 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 22 Aug 10 15:01
Wigan Athletic?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 14:48
Is 'Wigan' a proper question, Doc?

victor nicholas
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 15:00
Can I answer here or do I have to go to the answers only thread?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 15:27

Quote: Victor Nicholas

Wigan Athletic?






Quote: Skoob1999

Is 'Wigan' a proper question, Doc?




Doesn't Victor mean "Are Wigan athletic?"?


Is that the first double question-marked question in this thread?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 16:09
Is Monkey Woods showing off again?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 16:29 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Aug 10 16:30
Have you ever known me to show off?

Have you ever known me to not show off?

Have you ever known me?

Have you ever known?

Have you ever?

Have you?

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 23 Aug 10 05:27

Quote: Skoob1999

Because it was there.




What was there?

Regards?

SFO?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 23 Aug 10 07:56 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 23 Aug 10 07:56
Why does Skoob always sign off with "Regards"?

Regardez-vous la television?

Comment t'appelle tu?

Comment vas tu?

Ou habitez vous?

Voulez-vous couchez avec mois ou ma femme?

Est le singe dans l'arbre?

Est il le stylo de ma tante?

Can anyone speak Welsh?

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 23 Aug 10 11:56
Merde, où ai-je laisser les clés des invités?

Et le voiture?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 23 Aug 10 13:09
Going back a bit...how do you know that I'm actually wearing knickers?

Was the question aimed at me or do some of you fellows enjoy wearing knickers?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 23 Aug 10 14:52
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That 'copy and paste' function is great, isn't it?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 23 Aug 10 15:09
Oh, so you weren't actually typing all those questions?




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