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Getting back to Shakira

is that bitch Ricky Martin in DRAG?

Bastard

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Quote: Incredulous

Ha! Ha! You are probably right, somehow, I think I can recognise your voice.
Forums are Forums and you can't change the way you communicate, I wish I could!

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Of course you recognise my voice!
Let me tell you something I have told no one else on the forums apart from various altar egos and suchlike:

I once got phone calls from teenage girls who would ring up and say my voice was - quote/unquote - 'sexy'.
And its true! I have a sexy voice.

But that is not important or relevant to all things BASTARD.

Max Clifford is a complete and utter BASTARD. I hate the man and his voice. He appears to talk on every subject and manages to become an 'expert' on every fucking thing. Dickhead BASTARD!!!!

Steve is a BASTARD.
Some of you might know Steve and if you do you will certainly agree with me.
Interrupt me in the middle of something and then vanish?
Steve, you are a complete and utter BASTARD.

B***** T*****, the m** w*** t** w****'* l****** p****.

The dirty bastard!

You might have realised by now that I am a huge Shakira fan,
But every Shakira site I go to, they either ban me or it just disappears, just call me Jonah! But don't worry The Spoof, I think you are safe! Ha!
And though I love her, I think she might be a right fligging whore, I wonder why I get banned?! bastards!
And the landlords are removing me from my premises, through no fault of my own,bastards,they are going to cause me a lot of trouble!
Hey! You have got to let it out somehow and nobody else will talk to me!Ha!

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Quote: Incredulous

You might have realised by now that I am a huge Shakira fan,
But every Shakira site I go to, they either ban me or it just disappears, just call me Jonah! But don't worry The Spoof, I think you are safe! Ha!
And though I love her, I think she might be a right fligging whore, I wonder why I get banned?! bastards!
And the landlords are removing me from my premises, through no fault of my own,bastards,they are going to cause me a lot of trouble!
Hey! You have got to let it out somehow and nobody else will talk to me!Ha!

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INC, nochmals, ask FJ he's got an excellent bench-minder!

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B***** T*****, the m** w*** t** w****'* l****** p****.

The dirty bastard!

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Careful, SFO, this curse has the capacity to kill.

I once dated a girl that looked like Shakira. Well, in my imagination I did anyways...

Hmmm, just noticed that a certain thread magically disappeared before my very eyes.
Mysterious indeed.

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Quote: Nae mair crap

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Quote: Nae mair crap

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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So called carers Kayley Boleyn & Christopher Taylor a couple of murdering Bastards. They murdered a three year old boy
Ryan Lovell-Hancock. When are we going to bring back capital punishment for Child Murderers,Mass Murderers and Terrorists.

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Yeah right. It certainly stopped that Jack the Ripper bloke. He would have emptied London of whores if he hadn't had the threat of hanging hanging over him. And that's a double hanging, not a hanging participle. No, a hanging participle is what is on the roof of a cave. No, that's an icicle. No, that's a stalagmite. No, it's a stalagtite. I thought a stalagtite was a concentration camp full of Jews and Scotsmen. Boom boom. No, that's an explosion. And so on.

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My husband a pure breed, 45th generation, Scotsman says tell him he is a bastard.

Oh btw bastards - supposed Susan Boyle fans who post pictures of a new £300 grand house she is supposed to have bought on her Official Site - tell the world why don't you nosey bastards!

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You're a lovely audience. It's like the bleeding Glasgow Empire in here.

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nae Glaswegians here, ye would'na get oot alive if thir wis!

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See this post?

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: Nae mair crap

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: Nae mair crap

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: SPECTRUM

So called carers Kayley Boleyn & Christopher Taylor a couple of murdering Bastards. They murdered a three year old boy
Ryan Lovell-Hancock. When are we going to bring back capital punishment for Child Murderers,Mass Murderers and Terrorists.

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Yeah right. It certainly stopped that Jack the Ripper bloke. He would have emptied London of whores if he hadn't had the threat of hanging hanging over him. And that's a double hanging, not a hanging participle. No, a hanging participle is what is on the roof of a cave. No, that's an icicle. No, that's a stalagmite. No, it's a stalagtite. I thought a stalagtite was a concentration camp full of Jews and Scotsmen. Boom boom. No, that's an explosion. And so on.

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My husband a pure breed, 45th generation, Scotsman says tell him he is a bastard.

Oh btw bastards - supposed Susan Boyle fans who post pictures of a new £300 grand house she is supposed to have bought on her Official Site - tell the world why don't you nosey bastards!

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You're a lovely audience. It's like the bleeding Glasgow Empire in here.

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nae Glaswegians here, ye would'na get oot alive if thir wis!

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I always like to get the Glasgow Empire line in though.

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And this one?

They took up an awful lot of space for a single line response from both writers.


Both of which were fucking awful.

You can quote me on that.

Happy Easter Fergus.

And to you Vic, have a beer for me tomorrow, we are dry on Good Friday, nothing good about that although the times are changing, Munster V Leinster in the Rugby takes place in Limerick tomorrow and the pubs got the go ahead to open but only within 5 miles or so of the stadium.


I can get to Limerick in about 2 and a half hours, Dublin To Limerick is about 3 and 1/2 hours I think, Galway is virtually next door as is Cork and Kerry. The country has the whole weekend off and they keep the pubs closed because a gang of dress wearing kiddy fiddlers tell them to.

Why?

I mean seriously like why? How the fuck does that help?

If I drink a dirty great pint and chow down on a quarter pounder with cheese on good Friday will that un-nail the poor unfortunate?





I feel Limerick coming on.

Oh! I dread Easter, it is the worst time of the year!
All the preaching and surmonising, I cannot be bothered with it!
And do not mention Jesus Christ to me.
I am the immaculate conception, not him!

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

They took up an awful lot of space for a single line response from both writers.


Both of which were fucking awful.

You can quote me on that.

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Yawn.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

And to you Vic, have a beer for me tomorrow, we are dry on Good Friday, nothing good about that although the times are changing, Munster V Leinster in the Rugby takes place in Limerick tomorrow and the pubs got the go ahead to open but only within 5 miles or so of the stadium.


I can get to Limerick in about 2 and a half hours, Dublin To Limerick is about 3 and 1/2 hours I think, Galway is virtually next door as is Cork and Kerry. The country has the whole weekend off and they keep the pubs closed because a gang of dress wearing kiddy fiddlers tell them to.

Why?

I mean seriously like why? How the fuck does that help?

If I drink a dirty great pint and chow down on a quarter pounder with cheese on good Friday will that un-nail the poor unfortunate?





I feel Limerick coming on.

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Please tell us all more about your fascinating life. Go on, please do.

I can get down a Limerick in less than a minute,

Not good, mind you.

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Quote: victor nicholas

I can get down a Limerick in less than a minute,

Not good, mind you.

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VC, obviously you meant a Leprechaun?

I am going to launch now, and I don't know how this is going to turn out?
I have recently watched Shakira's Gypsy video again.
I am disgusted, I did see her tongue come out when she was kissing Rafael Nadal, I could not fucking believe it!
That stupid cow, that fucking stupid cow!
This has got me banned before, but this is not a Shakira Forum and I will have my say!
How the fuck could she do such a thing.
What is she, some tawdry whore, yes she probably is.
But I happen to like her, more fool me!

Hello Fergus.
How are you keeping?
Good.
And the family?
Good.
Did you have a nice good Friday?
Good.
Well, have a lovely day and night.

Arrrgghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! My spoof page has gone maaaaaadddddd!!
I am going to hit reload and see what happens.

This thread is for the discussion of BASTARDS.
I just want to make that clear.

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Quote: Incredulous

I am going to launch now, and I don't know how this is going to turn out?
I have recently watched Shakira's Gypsy video again.
I am disgusted, I did see her tongue come out when she was kissing Rafael Nadal, I could not fucking believe it!
That stupid cow, that fucking stupid cow!
This has got me banned before, but this is not a Shakira Forum and I will have my say!
How the fuck could she do such a thing.
What is she, some tawdry whore, yes she probably is.
But I happen to like her, more fool me!

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Al Stalkers are BASTARDS

Well said, Jaggedone!

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Well said, Jaggedone!

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JB, you not such a BASTARD as I thought you were!

Louis van Gaal is a Dutch BASTARD

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Hmmm, just noticed that a certain thread magically disappeared before my very eyes.
Mysterious indeed.

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When a particle meets an antiparticle, they mutually annihilate one another.

Did you also notice a brief surge in photons emitted from your screen when Mark hit "delete?"

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Incredulous

I am going to launch now, and I don't know how this is going to turn out?
I have recently watched Shakira's Gypsy video again.
I am disgusted, I did see her tongue come out when she was kissing Rafael Nadal, I could not fucking believe it!
That stupid cow, that fucking stupid cow!
This has got me banned before, but this is not a Shakira Forum and I will have my say!
How the fuck could she do such a thing.
What is she, some tawdry whore, yes she probably is.
But I happen to like her, more fool me!

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Al Stalkers are BASTARDS

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Are you calling me a stalker?
Well! actually, yes I probably am.
Oh! my God, I am a bastard also, bloody hell!