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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yelping elves love pissing in nurses garments.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Garments allow rugged men entertain nonogenarian nurses safely.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Safely and fortunately, Edith liked yams.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yams are mostly soft.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Soft oatmeal feels turgid.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Turgid, ugly Russian gnome is dead.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dead, essentially, as doornail.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Doornail, or other retainer, neatly attached in lounge.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Lounge over useless naked garden elves.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Elves like violence, especially Santa's.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Santa's allergies never troubled a snail.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Snail nest - an insipid lair.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lair, as in 'residence'.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Residence = everyday shelter, includes demesne, even naturally created edifices.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Edifices - definitely inconsequential, for I can edit stories.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Stories tell old regurgitated incidents, ergo, storytelling.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Storytelling: telling old, regurgitated yarns, titilating, exciting little lies involving nubile girls.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Girls initiate rubbish lesbian scandals.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Scandals can assist nudity, and likewise snobbery.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Snobbery normally originates before birth, excepting regional Yugoslavia.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yugoslavia, unlike Georgia, offered Slovakian louts absolute violence in abundance.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Abundance brings unusual new discoveries and newly created equipment.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Equipment Queen used in palace, meant equipment not trusted.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Trusted rabbits understand scrabble, then educate ducks.
Merry Christmas, Monkey Woods from far, far away. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ducks, unless cooked, know something.
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