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..."Now, Kirk, my name is Mr. Scott. I never said beam me up! Okay, now back we..." Just then a delusional Spoof writer (and fan of Trek) grabbed Kirk and Spock away from the USS Enterprise.
"SHIT! NOTHING MAKES SENSE!" screamed Inhopeless.
"Strange," said Spock, "He appears to be quouting classical music, the works of a Say Anything."
"I see, Spock. Tell me, did Coca-Cola say anything about some product placement?"
"Yes! So did Wal-Mart, Tesco, GAP, Apple, Google," Another scene change occured, as our now even more ripped-off band of... people?... whizzed to...

Disney World, Florida where they were greeted by.....

...the worst bunch of enemies ever. Lawyers.
"Not lawyers!" yelled a non-descipt character at the back.
"That's right," sneered one. "We have 400 counts of intellectual copyright theft, 20 counts of property damage, 5 counts of unauthorised product placement and... you spoof writers," he glared at the rabble of ill-dressed people, tapping away the happenings on smartphones and laptops, and taking photographs. "...don't have journalistic visas, plus most of you are not citizens of the 50 states or overseas territories. And you forgot to pay to enter the park. And you caused arson, murder, and jaywalking." Luckily, the lawyers were all...

zombies from a 'B' movie made in the '60's. Their leader came forward, grey and white flesh falling off him, eyes bulging, stinking to high heaven of putrid decaying flesh and he said - in a very zombie voice....

"We unable to swim," so when Kirk and Spock gave the signal, the Starship Enterprise stunned them with Stun Torpedoe, causing them all to fall into the water fountain pool at Epcott and drown. "And that's what you can do with your 400 counts you f-ing bunch of bottom feeders," said Jeanlefete, grateful to put himself in print yet again, "Beam us up Scotty!!!!"

Kirk then pointed out that the Enterprise ran out of power, as the time-travel to the Digital Age took out much of the dilithium crystals power. Spoofer Inhopeless then remembered that they could use nuclear fusion. Luckily, one of these non-descript characters used to be a nuclea physicist, and so the Enterprise ran on nuclear fusion power. Huzzah. But before the gaggle of cartonn characters, TV heroes and Spoof writers could enjoy a break in the park, the mean, mean, narrator sent them all on a trip to a parallel universe...

where they all met themselves coming back from where they had just been. Confused, they all decided to swap clothing for fun. Superman squeezed into Dorothy's dress...unfortunately Dorothy was still 'in it' at the time and shouted.......

"Holy duck!"
"No need to censor yourself!"
"NO, LOOK!" Of, course, in this universe, they worshiped rubber ducks...

Oh aren't they cute. Superman, get out of my dress...it's difficulty to move with two of us in here" said a much calmed Dorothy.

She headed towards the six foot tall rubber duck standing on four foot gilded pedestal in the middle of the town market place, knelt down in front of it, with everyone else, and began to worship.

The serious worhippers wore rubber duck hats on their heads and......

Prayed. A lot. Then, our bunch of main characters then were transported into a parellel universe where Palin was president. People were looting the streets, the sky was red, the entire thing was a cliche...

and a 78 yr. old grandma 'saw off' 6 thugs trying to rob a jewelry store....truth is stranger than fiction.

After watching the Mail's online video of the amazing incident, the Queen sent the old woman a new handbag because the one she'd used to smack the robbers with, ended up with a broken handle.

The old lady was so pleased that she....

... attacked the roving band of Tea Party SS that was about to attack our crew.
"There, there dears," she said, "they weren't going to let give you these delicious buiscits."
"Oh, thanks," mumbled Batman, "did you know, we've gone for... eight pages and hundreds and hundreds of posts - and no-one has fed us. Or sent us to the loo." Just then a giant Portaloo appeared, and all did their business, however...