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The name of the annual sprint down the River Balder in Country Durham is what?

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Her Majesty's Rhubarb and Custard

What did Royal Correspondent, Peter Hunt say (when he thought the microphone was off) on seeing Her Madje emerge wearing a pink coat with a yellow hat?

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Telephone directories

Iain

A numerophile can spontaneously ejaculate at the mere sight of what?

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Queen Mudder

Who's your daddy?

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Shetland Ponies and Seaweed.

Heston's restaurant is under fire again, this time for serving what?

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Slutty porn star covered in Marmite

What would Sarah Palin need to attract a Bull Terrier?




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BP solution to global warming

What's the last thing a vegetarian eunuch would want to see?

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Ken Dodd's dad's dog.

What shat on lawns and was made of detergent?

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Bloody hell JLF - We nearly cocked that thread up.

What did Skoob say to Jean Le Fete after they nearly fucked the thread up by posting simultaneously?

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Deep vein thrombosis.

Name a beef-grade prognosis.


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That fuzz that collects between your toes when you wear a new pair of socks.

What is Pokipsy fuzz? (French Connection)



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Belly button lint comes from doing this...

What is having an "innie?"


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Driving an Audi.

What was I doing at the precise time Mrs Gunn conceived our first child?

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More like a nectarine than a peach

After shaving his arse, how did Robin Williams describe it?

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One millions marbles

Iain

A spurious plural 's' can resort in this phrase when one is describing a thousand thousand tiny glass BALLS.

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William Jefferson Hague

Who believed for years that the Justice building in the Netherlands was named after him?

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Picked up a small typo

A journalist walked into a doctors and said "Doctor Doctor, my wife told me today I have to see you about my genial warts?"

"Genial warts?" asked the doctor, why have they got to be so affable about?

"Well they are sat on my dick!" exclaimed the journalist.

"Ah said the doctor, it looks like you picked up an STD and I <BLANK>"

What words replace the <BLANK> above?

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Take any opportunity for a spot frottage

What would George Michael love to do right now?

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Lincoln green.

What did the parrot say when he saw a tall American President get off the roller-coaster in Blackpool?

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Barnstorming.

What's another name for a tornado that sucks up farm buildings and throws them at houses across the country?

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Lego building blocks

When former Playskool CEO Meg Whitman is elected governor of California this November and her economic policy drives the state even deeper into debt, what multicolored toy will she likely use to deal with homelessness?


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NASCAR fans.

What red necks do when they have wheels?





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Vladmer Putin's favorite sport

Grinding highly radioactive material and feeding to dissident ex-KGB operatives is said to be what?

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I came dancing

As my wife calls it the horizontal tango, how do I announce I've finished?

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Telephone headset

I phoned a sex line once and thought I recognised the voice. Undeterred I "finished off" before heading to the kitchen to find my Mum wearing a what?

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The Tories are a government of cuts (sic)