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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:39
Don't you realise that I can't open that message you have sent me because my computer is cached?



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:39
Can't you just post it in the forum and then edit it out after a couple of minutes?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:55
JB, doesn't your little green light work?
Does it need a new little green bulb?
Couldn't you have asked about it when you were down the hardware store?
Do I have to think of EVERYTHING?
Can you see, from my use of upper-case characters, how angry I am?
Is there no end to my questioning?
Won't I fuck off?
Won't someone stop me?
Where has JB gone?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 15:01
Did someone say my name?
Or type it?

Why don't you read my message, Monkey man?

birbee
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 15:05

Quote: Monkey Woods

Did you really get up to have a shit?


Is it ok that I don't always get up to have a shit?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 15:16 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 21 Aug 10 15:16

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Why don't you read my message, Monkey man?




Didn't you read my earlier posting up above which clearly states that my computer has cached, and that I CAN'T READ YOUR FLIPPING MESSAGE?

Why don't you re-post the message in here, and when I've read it, delete it?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 16:29
Why would you want to do that?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 16:59
Can't you decipher what I'm on about?
Isn't it obvious that he sent a message to me that I can't open?
Skoob, do you realise that, all the time Jesus Budda was merrily posting on this forum, his little light didn't come on once?

Don't you think that's odd?
Shouldn't Mr Lowton be alerted to this breach of security?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 17:07
Who's Mister Lowton?

Do you see what I'm doing here?

birbee
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 17:11
Can you explain...................?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 17:13
birbee - is it really you?

Where've you been?


Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 17:14 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 21 Aug 10 17:15
Birbee, where do you live?

Do you, perchance, live in Rotherham?

Did you see that spelling mistake I made in 'Rotherham'?

Didn't you notice me editing it from 'Rotheram' to 'Rotherham'?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 17:15
Or even Doncaster?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 17:18
Do you reside in Wakefield, Birbee?

Or is it Castleford where you've 'pitched your tent'?

birbee
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 17:32
Do you really want to know?

If I tell you, do you promise to keep it a secret?

But I'd have to tell you on an answers only thread, wouldn't I?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 17:37
Is an 'answers only' thread really such a good idea?

birbee
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 17:41
Why don't we find out?

Shall I start one?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 17:42
Would you?

victor nicholas
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 17:54
Are there more questions than answers?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 18:52
Is the X-Factor on yet?

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 18:58
Is this thread still alive?

Wasn't someone going to start an answers thread?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 19:01
Who?

birbee
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 19:09

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Who?


Was it me?

Have you looked again?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 19:18
Isn't the X-Factor crap?

birbee
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 19:23
Isn't it just?



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