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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't you realise that I can't open that message you have sent me because my computer is cached?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can't you just post it in the forum and then edit it out after a couple of minutes?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JB, doesn't your little green light work?
Does it need a new little green bulb? Couldn't you have asked about it when you were down the hardware store? Do I have to think of EVERYTHING? Can you see, from my use of upper-case characters, how angry I am? Is there no end to my questioning? Won't I fuck off? Won't someone stop me? Where has JB gone? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Did someone say my name?
Or type it? Why don't you read my message, Monkey man? |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is it ok that I don't always get up to have a shit? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Didn't you read my earlier posting up above which clearly states that my computer has cached, and that I CAN'T READ YOUR FLIPPING MESSAGE? Why don't you re-post the message in here, and when I've read it, delete it? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why would you want to do that?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can't you decipher what I'm on about?
Isn't it obvious that he sent a message to me that I can't open? Skoob, do you realise that, all the time Jesus Budda was merrily posting on this forum, his little light didn't come on once? Don't you think that's odd? Shouldn't Mr Lowton be alerted to this breach of security? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Who's Mister Lowton?
Do you see what I'm doing here? |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can you explain...................?
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
birbee - is it really you?
Where've you been? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Birbee, where do you live?
Do you, perchance, live in Rotherham? Did you see that spelling mistake I made in 'Rotherham'? Didn't you notice me editing it from 'Rotheram' to 'Rotherham'? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Or even Doncaster?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Do you reside in Wakefield, Birbee?
Or is it Castleford where you've 'pitched your tent'? |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Do you really want to know?
If I tell you, do you promise to keep it a secret? But I'd have to tell you on an answers only thread, wouldn't I? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is an 'answers only' thread really such a good idea?
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why don't we find out?
Shall I start one? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Would you?
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Are there more questions than answers?
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is the X-Factor on yet?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is this thread still alive?
Wasn't someone going to start an answers thread? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Who?
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Was it me? Have you looked again? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Isn't the X-Factor crap?
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Isn't it just?
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