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Quote: Jesus Budda

Or a BARBERstard!

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There's no such word, I Googled it

SFO, good luck with your biscuit dunking. I have no idea what you were going on about with regards to the Indian biscuits/black tea rubbish.
Anyways, best of luck with that.

Skoob is right about the whole biscuit dunking stuff. You need to be careful. It can go horribly wrong. I don't do it anymore because:

A: It is messy

B: It leaves bits in the tea that gather at the bottom of the cup and form a mucky mess.

C: I just couldn't be bothered. I let the mixing take place in my mouth and not in some stupid cup. Why should the cup have all the dunking fun?

D: I am a biscuit.

Spectrum, their names were M***** Z******* and A***** K*********.

Jaggedone, you just wait and see. Give it a few years and it will be a real word.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

D: I am a biscuit.

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Is this an example of transubstantiation?

Does your heart pump tea?

May I dunk you, perhaps even take a bite? Or is that even necessary, 'cause with tea in your veins and capillaries, you'd essentially be "pre-dunked."

Jaggedone, you just wait and see. Give it a few years and it will be a real word.

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Oh yes JB, evolution has sprung many a surprise, who knows!

Have you melted yet, my Grandad used to drink his tea out of the saucer

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Quote: Jaggedone

Jaggedone, you just wait and see. Give it a few years and it will be a real word.

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Oh yes JB, evolution has sprung many a surprise, who knows!

Have you melted yet, my Grandad used to drink his tea out of the saucer

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So did my Grandad but he used to dip tea biscuits in the tea first.

BISCUITS!

I feel better now.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

BISCUITS!

I feel better now.

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and fatter

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Quote: SPECTRUM

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Quote: Jaggedone

Jaggedone, you just wait and see. Give it a few years and it will be a real word.

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Oh yes JB, evolution has sprung many a surprise, who knows!

Have you melted yet, my Grandad used to drink his tea out of the saucer

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So did my Grandad but he used to dip tea biscuits in the tea first.

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Good Heavens Spectrum - why did your grandad drink JO's grandad's tea?

I knew I liked this website as soon as I stumbled upon it.
It must be English!
At the moment, I have an obsession for the singer Shakira,
and I make accusations about her to American Forums and the response I get is quite astounding. Talk about vilification. Stupid bastards, everybody knows her knickers fall off every time a handsome man approaches her!
Ha! Ha! I hope this is taken in the right way!

Todays Bastard is Alan Johnson he is going to Ban Miaow Miaow so my cat wont be able to ask for his Whiskas or Kit e Kat dinner.

Bitch!

I once read that Colin Farrell decided to settle down because he wanted somebody to cook for him.
I think he was shagging Shakira at the time but she didn't know where the kitchen was!
And besides he didn't know how to make himself a cheese butty.
Oh!I am really down on her at the moment or to put it another way, I wish I was.
How the hell do I get away with this, I have been banned from everywhere else! Ha!

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Quote: Incredulous

I knew I liked this website as soon as I stumbled upon it.
It must be English!
At the moment, I have an obsession for the singer Shakira,
and I make accusations about her to American Forums and the response I get is quite astounding. Talk about vilification. Stupid bastards, everybody knows her knickers fall off every time a handsome man approaches her!
Ha! Ha! I hope this is taken in the right way!

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Names, please. You can't be so vague about these stupid bastards. I want names, goddamnit!

The question is this: Would her knickers fall off if I approached her?
Or would they become embedded in her skin through fear and horror?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Incredulous

I knew I liked this website as soon as I stumbled upon it.
It must be English!
At the moment, I have an obsession for the singer Shakira,
and I make accusations about her to American Forums and the response I get is quite astounding. Talk about vilification. Stupid bastards, everybody knows her knickers fall off every time a handsome man approaches her!
Ha! Ha! I hope this is taken in the right way!

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Names, please. You can't be so vague about these stupid bastards. I want names, goddamnit!

The question is this: Would her knickers fall off if I approached her?
Or would they become embedded in her skin through fear and horror?

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All people that gag-off over super-stars and their GAY habits are BASTARDS, especially George Michael and that other new GAY GORDON, MARTIN

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Quote: Cal Jennings

Bitch!

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Keep your hair on, matey.

Oh, and Incredulous, would you please calm down a second until I have a wank?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Cal Jennings

Bitch!

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Keep your hair on, matey.

Oh, and Incredulous, would you please calm down a second until I have a wank?

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All wankers are BASTARDS too

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Quote: Jaggedone

All people that gag-off over super-stars and their GAY habits are BASTARDS, especially George Michael and that other new GAY GORDON, MARTIN

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What the Fuck? Translation, please.

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Quote: Jaggedone

All wankers are BASTARDS too

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'All' wankers?
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ALL' wankers????

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Jaggedone

All people that gag-off over super-stars and their GAY habits are BASTARDS, especially George Michael and that other new GAY GORDON, MARTIN

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What the Fuck? Translation, please.

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Sorry JB, I was just having a WANK and qualified as a BASTARD, in fact I have a Chinese slave called WAN-KIN-DIK, he's adopted and a BASTARD

Surly with a name like that he should be from Thailand or someplace else?
Maybe you should get to know your slave better. Learn to talk to him, nurture him, treat him with respect.
Thats what I do with mine.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Surly with a name like that he should be from Thailand or someplace else?
Maybe you should get to know your slave better. Learn to talk to him, nurture him, treat him with respect.
Thats what I do with mine.

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JB, can you pass me some tips about the correct way to treat slaves, I'm sure you have much experience, all this licking of my feet is becoming quite tedious.

Jesus Budda, you are frightening me!
And I am the nutcase here I thought!
Me calm down,never that would be death in a way!
You are very funny though, and I mean that in a nice way!
Have we met before, I hope not! Ha!

Jaggedone, all it takes is a little understanding. You don't always have to beat them with a stick - a slipper will do just as nicely.

Incredulous, we do know each other very, very well.
We are very, very intimate.
Probably.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Jaggedone, all it takes is a little understanding. You don't always have to beat them with a stick - a slipper will do just as nicely.

Incredulous, we do know each other very, very well.
We are very, very intimate.
Probably.

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Muchas Gracias hombre, puta madre!

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Jaggedone, all it takes is a little understanding. You don't always have to beat them with a stick - a slipper will do just as nicely.

Incredulous, we do know each other very, very well.
We are very, very intimate.
Probably.

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Ha! Ha! You are probably right, somehow, I think I can recognise your voice.
Forums are Forums and you can't change the way you communicate, I wish I could!
Getting back to Shakira, everything I said about her I will apologise for, but that is not going to last for long! Ha!