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..thanks for the plug on my story, JO!

Another pint coming down the counter to ya!

Morse

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Quote: Morse

..thanks for the plug on my story, JO!

Another pint coming down the counter to ya!

Morse

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No prob, Morse, how's the submarine, still yellow or are you looking for Sean Connery?

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Quote: Skoob1999

I like that smurfette.

For me that was the most chilling moment in the movie.

5***** for being on the ball.

Regards

Skoob.

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one of my all-time favorites; i absolutely adored anthony perkins

i am a horror movie buff, particularly the classics and also those that combine comedy with terror, such as "shaun of the dead" and "idle hands"

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Smurfette you're obviously a massive fan of Pinocchio!

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if you are referring to my avatar today, it is my marilyn monroe rubber duckie, which i only use on special occassions. today is mrs. skoob's birthday so i chose it in her honor

that is a beak, not a nose, and i don't believe that it grows, but it just might; ya never know, right?

btw, if you want to gift mrs. skoob today, i hear diamonds are a girl's best friend, and do be a pal and include me in your generosity

I have been studying Americans for some time now, well its not really fair to say that Americans are American, because after all, there are merely the after birth/miscreants of various other countries such as Ireland Italy,and the uk.

Living in a country for a few centuries doesnt change your genetics.

America is like that of Australia,the people who class themselves as Australians really are Bread theives and scallywags, the Aboriginal people are the real Ozzys.

The real Americans are the indigenious Indians.

But apart from Americas track record of imperial capitalism they can be forgiven, because they do have some redeeming features.

Sometimes they make good movies, and they have nice accents.

Have a nice day!

regards

PMC

they have "nice accents" MY BUTT!

If anyone thinks our US friends with their, yunno, cool, and whatever is nice, well I'm a Muslim!

Sorry MHO

Ok perhaps only some parts of the USA have nice accents.

It is true though, that some of the words they use like pardner, or howdy and yeehaw is plain wrong.

Remember Bruce Willis and his bad lines?

"yipee kayay mother fucker"

ROFL ROFL

Gee Billy Bob go roast another Hog!

Ho ho ho

Regards

PMC

JO: you gotta getta around more....forget the Golden Gate and the Oakland Bay bridges...come to New York and try the George Washintong, the Brooklyn and the Pulaski skyway bridges...we'll even leave a light on fer ya!

Morse

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JO: you gotta getta around more....forget the Golden Gate and the Oakland Bay bridges...come to New York and try the George Washintong, the Brooklyn and the Pulaski skyway bridges...we'll even leave a light on fer ya!

Morse

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Morse, what's the dress CODE when you invite me over for the after dinner speech given in real ENGLISH, actually for the trip I'm brushing up my multi-culti Babylonian practised in the four corners of the planet called the USA!

Afghani, I prefer to leave to the Taliban!

JO: tweed knickers, argyle socks, wellies, shetland isle sweater vest, driving tam,
italian calf skin shooting/driving gloves, wicker picnic basket with kippers, gin and some aged port...don't forget the old school ascot or tie...

and yes, the odd writings to read from your archives...got the local book club all primed and waiting for your arrival and book signing activities...

please don't forget to shower, but shaving is optional....

Your USA Literary Agent and Minder,

Morse

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JO: tweed knickers, argyle socks, wellies, shetland isle sweater vest, driving tam,
italian calf skin shooting/driving gloves, wicker picnic basket with kippers, gin and some aged port...don't forget the old school ascot or tie...

and yes, the odd writings to read from your archives...got the local book club all primed and waiting for your arrival and book signing activities...

please don't forget to shower, but shaving is optional....

Your USA Literary Agent and Minder,

Morse

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I always knew I was in capable hands, dankeschön, BTW I look a treat, just looked in the mirror, only things missing are my BOWLER + plus fours dammit Jeeves, try and get a fucking butler these days!

....pick you up in the BRG Morgan +4 for dashing arrival...pray the monsoon holds off, and the allligator mating season is done for under the Georgetown, SC. Bridge.....

Morse

When the Mrs and I arrived at JFK airport we took a cab, which had one of those advertising shark fin type of things on the roof.

"MEET THE FOCKERS"

"How did they know we were coming?" the Mrs quipped.

Women eh...

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob: it's a regional accent type of thing, much like you have in your country.

when we came to SC to look for houses our realtor "Big Bubba" said he was going to 'carry us to lunch"....he was big enough to do it, but I was getting nervous till he explained he was 'takin' us to lunch....

more southern phrases as I get em'...

I've aleady forgotten all my Maine phrases, but they'll come back, as they
were really good ones too..

Lil Bubba,
Morse and Bear 'Dawg' ( Big Bubba also liked Bear, and pronouced his name using 4 sylables....

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Quote: Morse

Skoob: it's a regional accent type of thing, much like you have in your country.

when we came to SC to look for houses our realtor "Big Bubba" said he was going to 'carry us to lunch"....he was big enough to do it, but I was getting nervous till he explained he was 'takin' us to lunch....

more southern phrases as I get em'...

I've aleady forgotten all my Maine phrases, but they'll come back, as they
were really good ones too..

Lil Bubba,
Morse and Bear 'Dawg' ( Big Bubba also liked Bear, and pronouced his name using 4 sylables....

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Morse, please refrain from bastardising our language any further otherwise I'll be forced into spanking your botty!

If you'd like to see a good example of Texas, watch King of the Hill. It's a fair representation- at least the part of TX I'm from.

I just recently started watching a TV show called My Name is Earl which is now on reruns.

I realized that I sound exactly like Earl's ex-wife, Joy. Especially when I get excited or upset.

I wish I looked like her too.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

If you'd like to see a good example of Texas, watch King of the Hill. It's a fair representation- at least the part of TX I'm from.

I just recently started watching a TV show called My Name is Earl which is now on reruns.

I realized that I sound exactly like Earl's ex-wife, Joy. Especially when I get excited or upset.

I wish I looked like her too.

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My condolences