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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sugary: usually granulated, and really yucky!
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yucky umbilicus could kill youngster.
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Youngster observed undressed nun giving Sister Tanya erotic rubs!
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rubs up: bottom's shiny!
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shiny heads impregnating New York.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
York, or reluctantly, Knaresborough.
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Knaresborough (near Alwoodley): Residents eat sticky buns - on royal occasions undercooked gigantic hamburgers.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hamburgers: alternatively, 'meaty buns', usually regurgitated. Germans eat real sandwiches.
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sandwiches are not drivers. Wedge iron clubs heavier. Enjoy sand!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sand: a new 'dessert'?
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
'Dessert eel smoked, so ejected,' restaurateur testified.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Testified Ernst: "Sewing turnips in fields I evenly distribute".
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Distribute immediately spaghetti tins. Ravioli in boxes unloading tomorrow evening.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Evening very exciting; night, it's nocturnally grim.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Grim reaper is manic.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Manic, and not in control.
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Control 'off' - not trained regarding 'on' lever!
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lever: Extensive verdigris. Exciting reverse!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Reverse: every van executes reverse sometimes, eh?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eh, Harry?
Know what I mean? - Bruno |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Harry: attack, relentlessly raid ... yawn.
See how I got out of that potentially annoying situation with the completely unrelated, yet somehow acceptable word 'yawn'? |
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yawn: A weird noise.
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Noise often involves sound effects.
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Effects from fire extinguisher cured teenager's smoking!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Smoking - mackerel or kippers - is not 'grilling'.
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