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CaptainSausage
Writer Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Suggestion? Under George's gusset exist squirrels - two infestations, one nutty.
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Jaggedone
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nutty underpants, terrible thongs; yes?
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CaptainSausage
Writer Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, everything's shit.
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shit happens - It's Texas!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Texas emboldens Xanex-addled simpletons.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Simpletons I meet persistently lack even tad of normal sense.
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Jaggedone
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sense equals nonsense said Einstein
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Einstein invented nylon stockings - Tesla experimented in nudity.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nudity usually drives innovation: Tesla's yield.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yield! I'm Edinburgh's lousiest driver!
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Driver reversed into very expensive racehorse.
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Racehorse acceleration can easily hurt our roan stallion's ears.
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CaptainSausage
Writer Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ears are remarkably semicircular.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Semicircular, elliptical motion. It circles in regular cycles. Unusually large and rutilant.
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Jaggedone
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rutilant Ur-anus, terrestial intellect leaves aliens needing treatment...
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Treatment retrogressed eighty Armenians. Thirty Moldavians expected next Tuesday.
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Jaggedone
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Tuesday usually ends sadly, doomsday also yowls
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yowls often worry Lord Sugar.
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Jaggedone
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sugar using glucose and Ribena
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ribena ingredients: Blackberry, escargot, noodles, ants.
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Jaggedone
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ants need territorial soldiers
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Soldiers only look daft in Erskine's regimental sporrans
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CaptainSausage
Writer Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sporrans: pouches oscillate rhythmically round awkwardly nutted Scotsman
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Scotsman, Caledonian, offered the Spaniard muck and nettles.
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Tommy Twinkle
Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nettles emit treacle toffee. Leaves extremely sugary.
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