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Roy Turse
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 00:24
Grandmothers really are not decrepit matrons, only tricky hips endanger relative safety

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Posted: 13 Feb 09 09:27

Quote: Roy Turse

Grandmothers really are not decrepit matrons, only tricky hips endanger relative safety


Roy, seriously, that is brilliant.

Safety assessment fires everyone's temper, yeah?

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Posted: 13 Feb 09 09:52 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 13 Feb 09 21:15
Yeah? Explain, administrator hippy.

Roy Turse
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 12:34
Hippy is patronising posters yes?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 12:59
Yes, elephants smell

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 13:00
Smell makes everyone like lemons

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 13:01
Lemons emit massive odors, not saliva

Roy Turse
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 13:09
Saliva as left in violent attack?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 13:52
Attack terriers terrified a city kid

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 13:52
Kid in diapers

Roy Turse
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 15:51
Diapers is another peculiar enrobing rag substitute

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Posted: 13 Feb 09 21:18
Substitute usually brings superior tactics into team, unless truly exhausted.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 21:24
Exhausted xenophobes hate aliens - Ugandans, Somalis, Tanzanians, Egyptians, Djiboutis.

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Posted: 13 Feb 09 21:26
Djiboutis justify invasion by offering underpants to innocent Somalis.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 21:27
Somalis often make a life in Sudan.

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Posted: 13 Feb 09 21:28
Sudan - unusually dry, arid nation.

Roy Turse
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 23:39

Quote: Monkey Woods

Substitute usually brings superior tactics into team, unless truly exhausted.


Absolutely brilliant. I am learning but you are one step ahead!
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Sudan: understand Darfor's a nightmare.

Roy Turse
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 23:43
Damn - that went wrong - well
Nation: All that's in one's nature

Roy Turse
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 23:45
Exhausted - that's me - I can't keep up. Look I'll wait till you go to bed then try to add an answer...


Jalapenoman
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Posted: 13 Feb 09 23:45
Nature attracts the uncivilized, rural Ecologists

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Posted: 14 Feb 09 00:36
Ecologists can often look over general information sheets too soon.

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Posted: 14 Feb 09 00:37
Soon, or often never.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 14 Feb 09 00:38
Never, ever volunteer, everyone realises.

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Posted: 14 Feb 09 00:40 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 14 Feb 09 00:40
Realises, emphatically, a little idiocy shows educational subnormality.






Over to you, late shift.

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Posted: 14 Feb 09 09:20
Mornington Crescent !


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