Er...

11 Apr 12 22:15 Chris McManus...
I'm on my way out of here. A three month experience I will forget about in a few days. I asked Mark to release me from the site, but he has been slow in doing so.

12 Apr 12 19:42 Chris McManus...
The effectiveness of sporadic nastiness is in the truth of the nasty part.
...I haven't seen anything from Erskin and Lynton. Don't you two wish to maintain your places in this slathering gang?
What a waste of a neat website. Look to see me no more.
Chris McManus (real name)

but I digress... back to the acronym string;

Day after yesterday.

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Posted: 1 May 12 23:56 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 2 May 12 00:00

It's destructive - Chris (for it is indeed he) was too late.

We do have rules, you know.

Destructive elephants stampeded through Ruritania. "Unkind creatures!" the Innkeeper vocalised, "elephants."

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Posted: 2 May 12 00:07

Elephants let even proud Hannibal's Alpine narrative turn sour...

(quite)

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Posted: 2 May 12 00:25

"elephants" laughing EEEEEE prompted horny aardvarks need to strike.

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Posted: 2 May 12 00:52

Er... Jean. Elephants has been done. Just in case you didn't notice, ol' bean.

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Posted: 2 May 12 00:58

Well, kind of...

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Posted: 2 May 12 01:59

Sour, or unreasonably rancid.

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Posted: 2 May 12 02:39

Rancid Americans never cherished in Dorking.

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Posted: 2 May 12 15:04

Dorking outdoor ravers kick insane nerdy gyrators

Arm xxxxxx

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Posted: 2 May 12 15:58

Isn't this place exciting?

gyrators yell rants at Teds or Rocker slobs!

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Posted: 2 May 12 17:33

Slobs lose obese bellies supposedly!

Jaggedone

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Posted: 2 May 12 18:30

supposedly using Pilsner Pils or similar even draught lager, yes?

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Posted: 2 May 12 19:03

Yes? equal sexuality

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Posted: 2 May 12 21:24

Sexuality, eh? Xanthippe underneath a lithe innocent termed Yasmine.

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Posted: 2 May 12 22:17

Yasmine asking salem might induce navarine experience.

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Posted: 3 May 12 09:33

Experience xenophobic preferences, especially racism, in exciting new 'Columbo' episode.

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Posted: 3 May 12 16:56

Episode possibly included seizure of diabetic Englishman

Jaggedone

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Englishman needs Germans living in Scilly-Isles, hating Mein-Kampf Adolf, nein!

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Posted: 3 May 12 18:33

Nein! evidenz indekl Nuremburg!

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Nuremburg used right extremes mainly buried under "Reich-Dritte" Germany

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Posted: 3 May 12 20:04

Germany expelled ratiocinating mensches. Austria, Nazism yielded.

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Posted: 3 May 12 21:26

Yielded investment eventually lost deductable economic downturn.

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Posted: 3 May 12 23:22

Downturn of wanker nincompoops? This ultimate reward's needed.

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