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challenge Superman, Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman in a mud wrestling contest to determine....

If Ariel washing powder does work on low temperatures.
Batman and Robin declined the mud, but did invite everyone back for a knees up at the bat cave. When they arrived, they found..............









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Millions of bats, many hanging from the 'celining' many flying around and it stunk to high heaven. Wrong bat cave.

'GPS not working again', said Batman. He smacked the GPS on a cave wall and set off in search of the 'real Batcave'.

On the way he and Robin met........

Attila the Hun. They pulled over and asked him where he was going. Attila said he was heading East. "Jump on board mate, thats where we are going" replied Batman. The three men sped down the freeway into Gotham city. At the juction of 31st and 3rd, Attila began to.................








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...get nervous.

"Oh fucking hell!" he cursed. "This thread is as daft as that never-ending bloody anagram thread. Bot not quite as annoying."

Before anybody had time to react...

Attila donned his jet-pack and said, "I'm outta here. Can't stand this story-line".

Batman watched Atilla disappear from sight and decided he too was fed up with the story-line so decided to do a scene-shift, landing in the middle of Glasgow. Billy Connoly walked toward the Batmobile and said......

..."a huge hurricane came into the city between Harney Bl and Felcher & Garden Av." Of course, this was an impossibilty as Gotham City was nowhere near the sea, but I'm no stickler for...

"SHUT THE HELL UP! GET ON WITH THE STORY!" yelled Average Joe. Anyway, the hurricane was tearing through the city, and a noise was coming from inside. It was none other than aliens...

"Aliens? You people have has us shoved into vans, insulted by Bieber, thrown through movies and storybooks, and now aliens? What's next, a ticking time bomb in the form of terrorism?" Oh, the aliens were interplanetary thugs hell bent on causing mayhem. So yeah, terrorists. In an even more unlikely chain of events...

Billy Connoly yelled...."Why the f**k are you all ignoring me....arm ri' fed up wi' you lo'. Arm buggering off. Anyone wanna cum wi' me. No? OK F.U."

Billy stomped off cussing and spitting. Batman shouted after him......

the aliens have left the planet Billy, citing the Egyptian freedom protests. They also said the last time we were here on earth 4000 years ago we left our dear sister Cleopatra sitting on the throne.......

and she must be finished by now. Probably no toilet paper in there. Billy - don't sulk - get back here and take a roll of toiler paper in for Cleopatra - but plug your nose coz she stinks like hell."

Billy, still seething from being ignored, yelled,

"Bugger off ye heathen and go.....

"...now, to Innisfree, arise, and go now, and go to Innisfree, and a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made. Go now, go not in sundry weeks, but now, go now."

So the one-legged tightrope-hopper, carrying a stuffed pike and wearing a top hat, cried:

"Pardon me, thou cream-faced loon! Whereby hangs this tale?"

At which Billy exploded, and the policeman said:

I told you Lou, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third and......

..."There's a triple-homicide on Fourth..." crackled the police radio. The policemen raced off to the crime scene. Billy, after needing to find himself, went off on a trek, alone. ALONE. He triumphantly set off with Batman and etc. waving. Until a bridge dropped on him. Batman and co promptly forgot about this in order to stop continuity porn, and so they...

decided to make a scene-change and ended up in a tiny fishing village on the shores of Lake Erie in Ontario. It was only an hour and a half's drive to Niagara Falls....so 'someone' said,

"Hey guys, let's visit Niagara Falls. There is a fantastic casino there and lots of.....

"Smurfette look alikes," said Batman as everybody moaned.
"Holy fetish Batman get a grip!" yelled Robin. Just then President Obam appeared, "Ladies and Gentlemen, and I use those words loosely, I have an important mission for you to Egypt. I want you move the Pyramids and other relics to a safe location in......

Afghanistan, and...," Before he could say any further, the stitches on his face came off and his jaw fell off.

Batman...

said "Egypt. Yes, they'll be safe there."

"But they are ALREADY there," commented Batman.

"Oh, really. Then move them to a safer place. If there IS a safe place in this crazy world of ours."

"OK," said Batman...we'll move them to Wales, coz no-one ever goes there."

"Holy rotten anti-Welsh comment Batman.." said Robin, "Why would you......


(I had to do a quick edit coz the previous post appeared as I was typing.)

"I meant Wales, Afganistan Robin, you silly lad," replied Batman, "Now were going to need several thousand slaves and SAY this might solve the unemployment problem for the entire middle east."

"I knew that Obama guy had a brain," said the Scarecrow.

"Holy world peace Batman! Now if we could just get the French and the ......to get along," said Robin...

"What a wornderful world this would be."

"Yes, but bloody boring Robin," added Toto, (coz yes the dog can speak).

Dorothy approached Robin and said sweetly, whilst grabbing hold of his.....

cock, which was the exact replica of the one being hoisted in Trafalgar square.

"Now look here, Robin, my boy," she said...

how come your cock is not blue?

"That's not my penis. That's my gun."
"Why the hell do you have a gun?"
"There used to be some Billy..." ZAAPP! Robin's brain fried, mostly because he remembered. Just then, Obama, who now joined the 300-strong band of illegally stolen characters plus a bunch of Spoof writers writing about their escapades, a sudden scene change occured. They landed in the worst place in the world. Wasall, 50km from Birmingham.
"We could always move the stuff here..." pipped one unknown character, who was then killed, because he wore a red-shirt. Then suddenly...

thousands of Manchester United fans appeared on the scene chanting.....


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..."How the hell did we get to Wasall?! That's 400km!"...

Scotty, the transporter device must be working! Where's Mr. Spock....