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Skoob1999
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:19
Move #40

Bishop H6-E3 and check.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:23
Move #41: Pawn D2 to E3

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:30
Move #42

Pawn D7-D5

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:33
Move #43: Knight B1 to C3

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:39
Move #44

Pawn D5-D4

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:42 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 2 Dec 10 15:42
Move #45: Knight C3 to B5

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:47
Move #46

Pawn D4-E3 and check.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:50
Move #47: King F2 to E3

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:56
Move #48

Pawn F5-F4 and check

Just popping up the shops. Back in 20 mins.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:00 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 2 Dec 10 16:03
Move #49: Knight H3 to F4


You better buy something miraculous.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:22
Move #50

Rook:H7-E7 and check.

Cold white and slippery out there right now...

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:31 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 2 Dec 10 16:42
Hold up. I'm checking summat.

Move #51: King E3 to D3

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:44
Tum tee tum...

La da da...

Carry on...

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:47
What?

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:54
You were in check as I recall.

Can we wrap this up now?

Please?

Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:57
Yeah, but see Move 51. I'm now out of check. It's your move, but we'll adjourn until tomorrow.

Nighty-night.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 17:07
Clever bit of editing there old bean.

Move #52

Rook E7 to D7 and check.

G'night mate.

Resume on the morrow,

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Posted: 3 Dec 10 07:41
Move #53: King D3 to C4

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Posted: 3 Dec 10 11:16
Good morning Monkey.

Move #54

Knight B8-C6

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Posted: 3 Dec 10 15:42 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 3 Dec 10 15:43
Move #55: Knight F4 to H5

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Posted: 3 Dec 10 16:16
Move #56

Knight C6-A5 and check.

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Posted: 3 Dec 10 23:12
Move #57: King C4 to C5

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Posted: 4 Dec 10 00:37
All right.

It's hands up time.

Skoob1999 has cheated throughout this game.

That's the truth.

I've been playing the game on a Nintendo DS.

Only on the lowest setting, and I wouldn't have made many of the moves myself, like sacrificing pawns, my Queen and knights.

I won't do it again.

Unreserved apologies to Monkey Woods.

Sorry

Skoob.

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Posted: 4 Dec 10 13:00
Move #58?

You can't leave it like this, Skoob.

Get the DS charged up, and let's finish it.

At dawn.

Down by the corral.

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Posted: 4 Dec 10 23:10
Again, Monkey - profuse apologies mate. Long day at work and then stuff to deal with when I got home.

I'll try tomorrow.

Regards chum, and thanks for being a good sport.

Skoob.


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