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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
What happens when you drop a brick on your Macintosh?
Correct! Taco Bell |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is the pet name I use for Mrs Gunn's jangling metal vaginal adornment?
Correct! Big Ben |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What does Tila Tequila call her oversize latex dildo?
Correct! Snake skin boots and 2 liters of grape soda. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What diva-like rider did the pope demand for his visit to Glasgow on the 16th September?
Correct! Prince Harry |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What was the greatest honour that Harry Carpenter turned down?
Correct! Pregnant with triplets Iain |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
What was Billy Ray's nightmare last night about the results of his secret liason with his daughter Miley Cyrus.
Correct! Jungle bunnies and spear chuckers |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Choice words uttered by Prince Philip when entertaining a delegation from the African Union at Buckingham Palace last night included what?
Correct! Pass me the butter dish will you |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
What Michael Jackson told the cook on his way to the bedroom to "break in" a new one.
Correct! Hot Cross Buns |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How do I describe my arse after sitting on a busy bus's plastic seats on a hot day?
Correct! Ear wax and aeroplane fuel |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North  Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Name two substances found on bar peanuts apart from urine and faeces.
correct! Walkers Crisps Adverts |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A man some women say is the most shaggable man in football stars in these.
Correct! Merseyside brothels --- Hi Carina - congratulations. It's been a while, hope you're keeping sexy. |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
Where did his wife catch Mark Lowton when she gave him a black eye and cheese burn with a toasted sandwich?
Correct! Ham and turkey sandwiches |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Only one of these is outlawed across the Arab world.
Correct! Thelma and Louise |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
Which to older women did a Brad Pitt character try to have a three way with?
Correct! The Silence of the Lambs |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
How would you identify the guilty party at Old McDonalds Farm after an illegal barn dance?
Correct! Stalactites. |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hosiery worn by really fat female mountaineers
Correct! Monkey Woods |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Whose fault is it?
Correct! 12ccs of Vaseline. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What can be found in Jesus Budda's bumbag every time he lurches out on a Saturday night?
Correct! A blocked drain. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
What does taking a dump in the kitchen sink lead to?
Correct! Edward III |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is the highest number Prince Edward can count to?
Correct! Asparagus |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What did a drunk Julius Caesar yell upon seeing Sparticus eaten by lions?
Correct! Harry Potter |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What was the name Emma Watson screamed immediately before projectile vomiting?
Correct! "Breakfast pizza" featuring cream gravy for sauce, topped with scrambled eggs, Canadian bacon, O'brien potatoes, pickled jalapenos, and shredded cheddar cheese. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What was produced when Emma Watson projectile vomited?
Correct! Lord Baden Powell |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Name a hit record by "Scouting for Girls"
correct! Blustery weather |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What would Monkey Woods love to wake up to tomorrow?
Correct? Balderdash |
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