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The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 09:38
Do you know how I knew?

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 09:39
Well? Do you?

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 09:40
You're not even paying attention, are you?

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 09:40
Well then, I suppose you won't mind if I move along then, will you?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 12:34
You're not going to turn your back on me like that, are you?

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 13:34
Do you have something against my backside?

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 13:38

Quote: Monkey Woods

And, if you did, whatever made you switch on your computer and log-on to TheSpoof.com?




Did you notice that you said "log" right after you were talking about getting up to have a shit?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 13:46
Do you not regard me as someone who is able to formulate such a clever connection as that?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 13:48
Had you noticed how my recent postings are uncannily tending to be all of the same length?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 13:49
Will you go out with me?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 13:49
You didn't take that last request seriously, did you?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 13:50
If you did, where shall we go?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 13:51
Would you like me to show you around Bangkok?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 13:52
Where the Hell is Jesus Budda when you need him to help out?

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Posted: 21 Aug 10 13:52
Are you egocentric?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 13:52
What's that, Vic?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:07
You don't think I'm egocentric, do you?



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:08
Ah, you've finally got your arse out of bed, have you?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:11
If I woke at the crack of Dawn, would you tell her I did?



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:12
Doesn't it seem strange to you, that you are able to post in the forums whilst not being shown as logged-on in the list on the RHS?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:18
But wouldn't it be more strange if I appeared in the listings on the RHS after telling the little man who lives inside theSpoof not to display my name?


Mister Meaner
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:21
Someone say my name?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:26
Why should I say your name?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:28
Why shouldn't you? What's wrong with him?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:36
What's wrong with any of us?
What's wrong with the World?
How can we fix it?
Is it fixable?
Does it need a plaster?
Is there even a plaster big enough to go the whole way around?
Or would I need several boxes of them?



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