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Quote: SPECTRUM

10% on Cider you Bastard.

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never touch the stuff, when I was young I used to get pissed on the rough version of the stuff called SCRUMPY, Jesus did I puke

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Quote: Jaggedone

never try to politicise these forums, death sentence awaits

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Forum (noun) - A public meeting or assembly for open discussion.

Show no fear!

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: Jaggedone

never try to politicise these forums, death sentence awaits

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Forum (noun) - A public meeting or assembly for open discussion.

Show no fear!

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SFO this is a fun forum and it's already being run down, if you and your political cohorts attempt another coup here it will kill them altogether!

Fun fun fun

So called carers Kayley Boleyn & Christopher Taylor a couple of murdering Bastards. They murdered a three year old boy
Ryan Lovell-Hancock. When are we going to bring back capital punishment for Child Murderers,Mass Murderers and Terrorists.

Have any of the named BASTARD died yet?
I'm still waiting for mine to collapse dead.
I am very curious about this experimentation.

Spectum, they are fine choices. Good luck waiting for them to die with 'the curse'.

SFO, you can feel free to add any BASTARDS you want here. Don't mind that Jaggedone fella. Go right ahead. Free speech and all that...

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Have any of the named BASTARD died yet?
I'm still waiting for mine to collapse dead.
I am very curious about this experimentation.

Spectum, they are fine choices. Good luck waiting for them to die with 'the curse'.

SFO, you can feel free to add any BASTARDS you want here. Don't mind that Jaggedone fella. Go right ahead. Free speech and all that...

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Well said Jesus Budda.

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Quote: SPECTRUM

So called carers Kayley Boleyn & Christopher Taylor a couple of murdering Bastards. They murdered a three year old boy
Ryan Lovell-Hancock. When are we going to bring back capital punishment for Child Murderers,Mass Murderers and Terrorists.

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Yeah right. It certainly stopped that Jack the Ripper bloke. He would have emptied London of whores if he hadn't had the threat of hanging hanging over him. And that's a double hanging, not a hanging participle. No, a hanging participle is what is on the roof of a cave. No, that's an icicle. No, that's a stalagmite. No, it's a stalagtite. I thought a stalagtite was a concentration camp full of Jews and Scotsmen. Boom boom. No, that's an explosion. And so on.

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Quote: SPECTRUM

So called carers Kayley Boleyn & Christopher Taylor a couple of murdering Bastards. They murdered a three year old boy
Ryan Lovell-Hancock. When are we going to bring back capital punishment for Child Murderers,Mass Murderers and Terrorists.

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Yeah right. It certainly stopped that Jack the Ripper bloke. He would have emptied London of whores if he hadn't had the threat of hanging hanging over him. And that's a double hanging, not a hanging participle. No, a hanging participle is what is on the roof of a cave. No, that's an icicle. No, that's a stalagmite. No, it's a stalagtite. I thought a stalagtite was a concentration camp full of Jews and Scotsmen. Boom boom. No, that's an explosion. And so on.

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My husband a pure breed, 45th generation, Scotsman says tell him he is a bastard.

Oh btw bastards - supposed Susan Boyle fans who post pictures of a new £300 grand house she is supposed to have bought on her Official Site - tell the world why don't you nosey bastards!

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Quote: Nae mair crap

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: SPECTRUM

So called carers Kayley Boleyn & Christopher Taylor a couple of murdering Bastards. They murdered a three year old boy
Ryan Lovell-Hancock. When are we going to bring back capital punishment for Child Murderers,Mass Murderers and Terrorists.

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Yeah right. It certainly stopped that Jack the Ripper bloke. He would have emptied London of whores if he hadn't had the threat of hanging hanging over him. And that's a double hanging, not a hanging participle. No, a hanging participle is what is on the roof of a cave. No, that's an icicle. No, that's a stalagmite. No, it's a stalagtite. I thought a stalagtite was a concentration camp full of Jews and Scotsmen. Boom boom. No, that's an explosion. And so on.

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My husband a pure breed, 45th generation, Scotsman says tell him he is a bastard.

Oh btw bastards - supposed Susan Boyle fans who post pictures of a new £300 grand house she is supposed to have bought on her Official Site - tell the world why don't you nosey bastards!

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You're a lovely audience. It's like the bleeding Glasgow Empire in here.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: Nae mair crap

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: SPECTRUM

So called carers Kayley Boleyn & Christopher Taylor a couple of murdering Bastards. They murdered a three year old boy
Ryan Lovell-Hancock. When are we going to bring back capital punishment for Child Murderers,Mass Murderers and Terrorists.

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Yeah right. It certainly stopped that Jack the Ripper bloke. He would have emptied London of whores if he hadn't had the threat of hanging hanging over him. And that's a double hanging, not a hanging participle. No, a hanging participle is what is on the roof of a cave. No, that's an icicle. No, that's a stalagmite. No, it's a stalagtite. I thought a stalagtite was a concentration camp full of Jews and Scotsmen. Boom boom. No, that's an explosion. And so on.

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My husband a pure breed, 45th generation, Scotsman says tell him he is a bastard.

Oh btw bastards - supposed Susan Boyle fans who post pictures of a new £300 grand house she is supposed to have bought on her Official Site - tell the world why don't you nosey bastards!

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You're a lovely audience. It's like the bleeding Glasgow Empire in here.

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nae Glaswegians here, ye would'na get oot alive if thir wis!

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Quote: Nae mair crap

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: Nae mair crap

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: SPECTRUM

So called carers Kayley Boleyn & Christopher Taylor a couple of murdering Bastards. They murdered a three year old boy
Ryan Lovell-Hancock. When are we going to bring back capital punishment for Child Murderers,Mass Murderers and Terrorists.

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Yeah right. It certainly stopped that Jack the Ripper bloke. He would have emptied London of whores if he hadn't had the threat of hanging hanging over him. And that's a double hanging, not a hanging participle. No, a hanging participle is what is on the roof of a cave. No, that's an icicle. No, that's a stalagmite. No, it's a stalagtite. I thought a stalagtite was a concentration camp full of Jews and Scotsmen. Boom boom. No, that's an explosion. And so on.

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My husband a pure breed, 45th generation, Scotsman says tell him he is a bastard.

Oh btw bastards - supposed Susan Boyle fans who post pictures of a new £300 grand house she is supposed to have bought on her Official Site - tell the world why don't you nosey bastards!

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You're a lovely audience. It's like the bleeding Glasgow Empire in here.

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nae Glaswegians here, ye would'na get oot alive if thir wis!

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I always like to get the Glasgow Empire line in though.

Bankers are Bastards,it has just been announced that Eric Daniels boss of Lloyds TSB has been paid £6 million in wages and big bonuses while the staff were given a cheap rubber ball and pen,and that was only the staff that had perfect attendance the rest left with nothing not even a sausage.
BANKERS ARE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spectrum, you must only name particular individuals and not entire groups. Of course bankers are BASTARDS. We all know that. Even the Bankers known that.
Names, man, thats what we need. the more BASTARD names the better. The curse only works when you give names.*

Erskin, this is no place to talk about Jack the Ripper. We can discuss this topic in private but not here.

Nae Mair Crap, are you a woman?


* To avoid getting sued for defamation, please use asterisks (*) to blank out peoples names that you know or that the whole world doesn't yet know about (example: S*****m, E***** Q****)

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Spectrum, you must only name particular individuals and not entire groups. Of course bankers are BASTARDS. We all know that. Even the Bankers known that.
Names, man, thats what we need. the more BASTARD names the better. The curse only works when you give names.*

Erskin, this is no place to talk about Jack the Ripper. We can discuss this topic in private but not here.

Nae Mair Crap, are you a woman?


* To avoid getting sued for defamation, please use asterisks (*) to blank out peoples names that you know or that the whole world doesn't yet know about (example: S*****m, E***** Q****)

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JB - why do you want to talk about a bar of chocolate with me in private? Boom boom.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Spectrum, you must only name particular individuals and not entire groups. Of course bankers are BASTARDS. We all know that. Even the Bankers known that.
Names, man, thats what we need. the more BASTARD names the better. The curse only works when you give names.*

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Sorry, JB, but I agree with Spectrum. For example, my company negotiated a deal with our union whereby we got paid glass beads for working overtime last Columbus Day.

BASTARDS!!

SFO, you can feel free to add any BASTARDS you want here. Don't mind that Jaggedone fella. Go right ahead. Free speech and all that...

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JB, your SPECTRUM is as large as your butt hole, huge, especially after that Jack the Ripper chap has visited!

Bastards are sons and daughters of those who fornicate before God has given his permission.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Spectrum, you must only name particular individuals and not entire groups. Of course bankers are BASTARDS. We all know that. Even the Bankers known that.
Names, man, thats what we need. the more BASTARD names the better. The curse only works when you give names.*

Erskin, this is no place to talk about Jack the Ripper. We can discuss this topic in private but not here.

Nae Mair Crap, are you a woman?


* To avoid getting sued for defamation, please use asterisks (*) to blank out peoples names that you know or that the whole world doesn't yet know about (example: S*****m, E***** Q****)

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JB - why do you want to talk about a bar of chocolate with me in private? Boom boom.

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I like you, Erskin.
I haven't had a Topic in years!
Just had a Cream Egg. Better eat them before the season ends.

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Quote: Jaggedone

SFO, you can feel free to add any BASTARDS you want here. Don't mind that Jaggedone fella. Go right ahead. Free speech and all that...

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JB, your SPECTRUM is as large as your butt hole, huge, especially after that Jack the Ripper chap has visited!

Bastards are sons and daughters of those who fornicate before God has given his permission.

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Jaggedone, what the fuck are you rambling about now? Honestly, you come out with all sorts of shit.

Jack the Ripper never penetrated any 'butt holes' or caused disturbance of them. He was a vagina, womb, kidney and (in Mary Kelly's case) heart man.

In fact, from evidence collected from Catherine Eddowes apron discovered at Goulston Street, it would appear that the Ripper - whom you may remember I went in search of in a time machine some time ago - got covered in shit and fled in disgust.

Now If YOU were in fact the Ripper I can quite imagine you basking in that shit quite happily. But you're not. You are just some sad bastard in a parka.



SFO, individual names only! If you want to include a group you should do so but only by including every single name of each BASTARD group's members.

Jaggedone, what the fuck are you rambling about now? Honestly, you come out with all sorts of shit.

Jack the Ripper never penetrated any 'butt holes' or caused disturbance of them. He was a vagina, womb, kidney and (in Mary Kelly's case) heart man.

In fact, from evidence collected from Catherine Eddowes apron discovered at Goulston Street, it would appear that the Ripper - whom you may remember I went in search of in a time machine some time ago - got covered in shit and fled in disgust.

Now If YOU were in fact the Ripper I can quite imagine you basking in that shit quite happily. But you're not. You are just some sad bastard in a parka.

A ranting JB is worth two H.G. Wells in a Bush, I love it!

Sweeney Todd he was a BARBERSTUD

Or a BARBERstard!

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Quote: Jesus Budda

SFO, individual names only! If you want to include a group you should do so but only by including every single name of each BASTARD group's members.

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That's far too much work. You and your troublesome requests, sir, just made the list.

J**** B**** = bastard

JB, you know I was only having a little fun, right? Here, have a biscuit. These are square, and have fancy patterns around the border. They're from India.

I have a confession to make. I have developed quite a fondness for social tea biscuits lately, especially for dunking in my milk-laced Pekoe black teas. I am discovering that there is an art to how long to leave the biscuit in the tea. Too short and the biscuit is still hard, too long and it falls in your teacup (oh my!). So, I have been working on my timing to achieve the right "melt in your mouth" softness to my biscuit.

Lovely day, no?

Oh, I almost forgot. The bank teller who chased me down and tackled me the other day when I tried to walk off with his pen. I believe his name was H***** J****.

Bastard!

Today's Bastards are the two female suicide bombers who blew up innocent people in suicide bomb attacks in Moscow.
Sorry Jesus Buddha but I don't know their names.

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JB, you know I was only having a little fun, right? Here, have a biscuit. These are square, and have fancy patterns around the border. They're from India.

I have a confession to make. I have developed quite a fondness for social tea biscuits lately, especially for dunking in my milk-laced Pekoe black teas. I am discovering that there is an art to how long to leave the biscuit in the tea. Too short and the biscuit is still hard, too long and it falls in your teacup (oh my!). So, I have been working on my timing to achieve the right "melt in your mouth" softness to my biscuit.

Lovely day, no?

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Hi SFO

In the UK we call biscuit-dipping 'dunking'

According to comedian Peter Kay, 'Hob-Nobs' are the world's toughest dunking biscuits. They're the 'Special Forces' of the biscuit world and can easily withstand multiple dunkings without falling in your tea.

My own personal favourite dunkers are McVities Digestives, although they aren't as robust as Hob-Nobs and the dunk time is an acquired skill.

Veteran dunkers always keep a spoon to hand to fish out any broken off pieces.

Regards

Skoob.