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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: victor nicholas

Are you talkin cattle or battle?

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VC, your cryptical one-liners are reaching Superman status, can't understand a fucking thing!

cattle or battle =

cat-tail or bat-tail-ender

anyone for Cricket or croquet?

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Would you rather be confused or obtuse.

Thought you were talking military equipment but it was just a Trabant.

Dickens

Would you rather be a coal miner with black lung

or

Would you rather go to France with a Frenchman as your wine guide?

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Quote: Frankie The J

Dickens

Would you rather be a coal miner with black lung

or

Would you rather go to France with a Frenchman as your wine guide?

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neither, would you rather stand when pissing or sit!

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: victor nicholas

Are you talkin cattle or battle?

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VC, your cryptical one-liners are reaching Superman status, can't understand a fucking thing!

cattle or battle =

cat-tail or bat-tail-ender

anyone for Cricket or croquet?

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Would you rather be confused or obtuse.

Thought you were talking military equipment but it was just a Trabant.

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No prob VC, I just thought you were playing mastermind or monopoly?

Would you rather look a the world through rose colored glasses

or

Have fecal myopia

Would you rather join the Audobon Society or the Autobahn Society.

Somehow I think JO is in one of these organizations.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Would you rather join the Audobon Society or the Autobahn Society.

Somehow I think JO is in one of these organizations.

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Certainly, Autobahn society or dead ends?

Would you rather be a mulatto or a Negro of vanilla extraction?

Mullato (which means "mixed race) of half human, half Vulcan.

Would you rather get spotted by a really attractive woman while picking your nose or pulling your underwear out of your crack.

"Mulatto denotes a person with one white parent and one black parent or a person who has both black ancestry and white ancestry."

Would you rather go on a blind date with a male Sumo Wrestler or a female Sumo Wrestler?

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Would you rather go on a blind date with a male Sumo Wrestler or a female Sumo Wrestler?

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We'll have to ask Gordon Brown on that.

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Would you rather go on a blind date with a male Sumo Wrestler or a female Sumo Wrestler?

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We'll have to ask Gordon Brown on that.

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I like my women with a bit of flesh but that's ridiculous or would you rather bed a bag of bones or a bag of rippling mincemeat?

Would you rather masturbate

or

Lie about it?

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Quote: Frankie The J

Would you rather masturbate

or

Lie about it?

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to wank or not to wank, Shakespeare of Skoobspeare?

Which do you hate more: Mimes clowning? Or clowns miming?

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Quote: Madame Bitters

Which do you hate more: Mimes clowning? Or clowns miming?

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Mary Gay or Gary May - one a kid in my class at school and the other my builder.

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Frankie The J

Would you rather masturbate

or

Lie about it?

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to wank or not to wank, Shakespeare of Skoobspeare?

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Read Shakespeare or shake your spear (whilst reading)?

Keeping in mind that she possesses the Worlds Most Dangerous Vagina:

Would you rather screw Jessica Simpson

or her dead poodle.

Or the ki, yi, yippie-yote what et it?

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Frankie The J

Would you rather masturbate

or

Lie about it?

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to wank or not to wank, Shakespeare of Skoobspeare?

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Skoob, the bard bekons.

Your response forsooth.

Forsooth, alas and alack,

Tis a dark night hither in blighty.

To wank or not to wank

That be the question

Whether it be nobler to suffer the tosser's boils of outrageous masturbation.

Or whether to lob a quick one off...

A horse, a horse...

I need to make sexy stuff with a horse.

For I come from Blackburn.

Now is the winter of our discontent

Made glorious by my father's incontinence.

It's the dementia dontcha know.

How come I got into this thread?

Forsooth and hairy bollocks, twas not I.

Regardeth

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Forsooth, alas and alack,

Tis a dark night hither in blighty.

To wank or not to wank

That be the question

Whether it be nobler to suffer the tosser's boils of outrageous masturbation.

Or whether to lob a quick one off...

A horse, a horse...

I need to make sexy stuff with a horse.

For I come from Blackburn.

Now is the winter of our discontent

Made glorious by my father's incontinence.

It's the dementia dontcha know.

How come I got into this thread?

Forsooth and hairy bollocks, twas not I.

Regardeth

Skoob.

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Excellent Skoobspeare, I'd even pay to watch that Spoofian masterpiece!

Wuthering heights or Dithering Twats?

Ditering Twats (per JO)

or

Dueling twits

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Quote: Frankie The J

Ditering Twats (per JO)

or

Dueling twits

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FJ I'll take that as a compliment otherwise

pistols at twenty paces or cherry pip spitting at 5 paces

I'd rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...............