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Hey you guys - you know why the US doesnt hang criminals getting the DP anymore? Hanging caused the men to have erections and it upset the victims families and friends who were watching.

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Quote: Morse

Smurffy: Better than a Red Onion....

Morse

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i guess you have a point..........

they could have been called the union foreskins

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Quote: nellabella

Hey you guys - you know why the US doesnt hang criminals getting the DP anymore? Hanging caused the men to have erections and it upset the victims families and friends who were watching.

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Yeah, the well hung ones are especially bad,

but nothing compared to the pricks

who inject their fluids into recipients of the death penalty.

I also heard that when they electrocute someone,

they do it without shorts.

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Quote: Morse

Smurffy: Better than a Red Onion....

Morse

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i guess you have a point..........

they could have been called the union foreskins

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...what time is the tip off scheduled for???

I've heard of scalpings...but this is radical...

Tough Team...especially on the road!

Cheers,

Morse

This thread just isn't silly enough for a spoof website.

What's needed here is the insertion of some chupacabra activity.

That ought to do it.

Regards

Skoob.

Or Batman

I'm just watching the 1966 movie of Batman with Adam West and Burt Ward, with Burgess Meredith as the Penguin, Cesar Romero as The Joker and some bloke in green as the Riddler.

It's so bad it's brilliant!

Was it Frank something or other who played the Riddler?

Please advise.

Regards

Skoob.

Frank Gorshin played the Riddler.

A famous mimic of the period, he was on the Sullivan show.

Try U-tube for his act.

Thanks Doc,

Frank Gorshin, and Lee Meriwether as Catwoman.

Magic!

Skoob.

In Saudi Arabia everyone gets beheaded in public like they did in the Middle Ages. Except the Saudis drain the criminals blood first so they dont mess up the streets and blood spatters on the rubber neckers.

Does anyone know when diapers were first used before an execcution?

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Thanks Doc,

Frank Gorshin, and Lee Meriwether as Catwoman.

Magic!

Skoob.

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....and don't forget Lee Marvin as Frankie J.......memorable rants right here!

Morse

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Quote: nellabella

In Saudi Arabia everyone gets beheaded in public like they did in the Middle Ages. Except the Saudis drain the criminals blood first so they dont mess up the streets and blood spatters on the rubber neckers.

Does anyone know when diapers were first used before an execcution?

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ALERT! ALERT!

Methinks I detects a stirrer here. And to think I offered you the hand of friendship. Shame on you for trying to stir up controversy. You now display yourself in your true plumeage. It's all been tried before. It doesn't work.

What is an 'execcution'?

Grammar tip.

Use spell check.

If I may make a commonsense suggestion:

If you're not prepared to enter into the spirit of spoofery,

then Fuck off.

Prick.

Best Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: nellabella

In Saudi Arabia everyone gets beheaded in public like they did in the Middle Ages. Except the Saudis drain the criminals blood first so they dont mess up the streets and blood spatters on the rubber neckers.

Does anyone know when diapers were first used before an execcution?

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ALERT! ALERT!

Methinks I detects a stirrer here. And to think I offered you the hand of friendship. Shame on you for trying to stir up controversy. You now display yourself in your true plumeage. It's all been tried before. It doesn't work.

What is an 'execcution'?

Grammar tip.

Use spell check.

If I may make a commonsense suggestion:

If you're not prepared to enter into the spirit of spoofery,

then Fuck off.

Prick.

Best Regards

Skoob.

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Just the way I like it - give it to me babe.

What was the original question again?

Diapers? Execution?

Just what is your agenda?

People here extend the hand of friendship.

If you think you can come here and take the piss, then that's your sorry mistake. You'll end up bumping heads with some of the finest piss-takers on the planet.

Better to join them.

You'll never beat them.

Trust me on that.

Regards

Skoob

Look, they've got me at it again.

The anger management classes aren't working.

I feel an overwhelming urge to kick the crap out of the tutor.

GRRRRRRRR!

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Diapers? Execution?

Just what is your agenda?

People here extend the hand of friendship.

If you think you can come here and take the piss, then that's your sorry mistake. You'll end up bumping heads with some of the finest piss-takers on the planet.

Better to join them.

You'll never beat them.

Trust me on that.

Regards

Skoob

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Finest piss-takers on the planet? You're talking to one.

You don't get out much do you? Here have a toke and relax man. Like chill.

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Quote: nellabella


You don't get out much do you? Here have a toke and relax man. Like chill.

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when i read this reply it made me think of some fruit loop film i watched for 10 minutes or so, it was a american film and it gave me the creeps!

teengae boy runs away from home - teenage boy ends up getting bullied- teenage boy gets saved from said bullies by bearded man- teenage boy ends up at bearded mans house smoking -teenage boy is persuaded to go on a pamela anderson style swing - Tv gets turned off-

regards PMC

Mark,

In the note we exchanged didn't you tell me that alter egos were NOT allowed to post in the forums? If this prig is an alter, get him/her off, please. If this is someone new, please 'splain the rules of engagement to them before Skoob goes ballistic and fucks it up.

Yanks can take bashings alright. My grat grand daddy bashed a shitload of em at Cedar Creek and Strasburg!

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Mark,

In the note we exchanged didn't you tell me that alter egos were NOT allowed to post in the forums? If this prig is an alter, get him/her off, please. If this is someone new, please 'splain the rules of engagement to them before Skoob goes ballistic and fucks it up.

Yanks can take bashings alright. My grat grand daddy bashed a shitload of em at Cedar Creek and Strasburg!

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ja, mine, too

darn good thing we're not yankees, or we might be offended, too.......

(Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton. Old times there are not forgotten..........

Hey Francois Dubois!

I consider myself to be the voice of rationality here.

To the best of my knowledge I've only ever gone ballistic the once, and with good reason. Harsh words were exchanged and subsequently apologies followed. Anybody can blow up if a raw nerve is pricked.

It's a forgivable offence in my book, providing people don't go ballistic at the drop of a hat.

Please don't make me out to be some kind of psycho. I've promised to meet up with Duncan next time he's on home turf, and I wouldn't want to scare him off. (Yeah, right, Duncan sounds scary enough for any ten individuals)

Anyway, gotta go. Mother's calling again...

"Coming mother!"

Oh, nearly forgot....

Regards

Skoob.

"I'm coming mother! Damn it!"

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Quote: Skoob1999

Hey Francois Dubois!

I consider myself to be the voice of rationality here.

To the best of my knowledge I've only ever gone ballistic the once, and with good reason. Harsh words were exchanged and subsequently apologies followed. Anybody can blow up if a raw nerve is pricked.

It's a forgivable offence in my book, providing people don't go ballistic at the drop of a hat.

Please don't make me out to be some kind of psycho. I've promised to meet up with Duncan next time he's on home turf, and I wouldn't want to scare him off. (Yeah, right, Duncan sounds scary enough for any ten individuals)

Anyway, gotta go. Mother's calling again...

"Coming mother!"

Oh, nearly forgot....

Regards

Skoob.

"I'm coming mother! Damn it!"

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we all know you wouldn't hurt a fly, skoob

I like that smurfette.

For me that was the most chilling moment in the movie.

5***** for being on the ball.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Look, they've got me at it again.

The anger management classes aren't working.

I feel an overwhelming urge to kick the crap out of the tutor.

GRRRRRRRR!

Skoob.

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Skoob I think you're being wound up by Jesus again, it's about time someone nailed that schizo to his cross!!

I have celebrated the joys of beer in public houses from Portsmouth to Newcastle upon Tyne.

I have swilled ale in Barcelona, Paris, Rome, Cologne, Munich, Brussels, Florence, Palma, New York City, and even Leeds.

I am immune to insults.

Well, nearly.

I've been insulted by the best of them.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I like that smurfette.

For me that was the most chilling moment in the movie.

5***** for being on the ball.

Regards

Skoob.

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one of my all-time favorites; i absolutely adored anthony perkins

i am a horror movie buff, particularly the classics and also those that combine comedy with terror, such as "shaun of the dead" and "idle hands"

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Quote: smurfette

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Quote: Skoob1999

I like that smurfette.

For me that was the most chilling moment in the movie.

5***** for being on the ball.

Regards

Skoob.

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one of my all-time favorites; i absolutely adored anthony perkins

i am a horror movie buff, particularly the classics and also those that combine comedy with terror, such as "shaun of the dead" and "idle hands"

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Smurfette you're obviously a massive fan of Pinocchio!