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Madame Bitters
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Posted: 21 Sep 09 20:10
JO is right....

Get off your daddy's knee.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 21 Sep 09 20:14
Change Favours The Prepared Mind

Hates London's Malignant Monachy And Regime With His Celtic Heart




Monarchy.

You might want to fix that, I know it's a foreign language and all but...... Standards JohnWolf.

Standards.


Connolly has 2 L's

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Posted: 22 Sep 09 09:26 - Edited By: JohnWolf21, 22 Sep 09 09:35

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Michael Collins

James Connoly

Joseph Plunkett

PH Pearse

Thomas Mac Donagh

Thomas J Clarke

Sean Mac Diarmada


I'm quite partial to a "Jammy Donaght" now and then!


lol, They were the Irish Founding Fathers or would have been, except for Michail Collins who led the resistance against your evil empire, in the earlier part of the last century.


Thanks for your lesson in Irish history, I'm quite aware of the English abuses, but we are here not to take things quite so seriously!

Hence Jammy Donaght as in Jammy Donut, get it?

BTW this ere Spoofer mate, holds no political or national standings, and what the English did many years ago has been repeated globally before that period and after by nearly every nation including tiny Sri Lanka, etc, so come off of your Rebel high horse and join the fun!


I have to admit, for an English man your response has been very civic and polite to my statement on Irish freedom fighting. Sounds fair enough I agree

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 09:34
I don't have a Favourite Dead Stars list to call upon. It's not something to which I give much thought, if any.

I like certain things, but do not see the point in considering which people who have died am I most keen on.

That's just me! Call me weird if you like!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 12:02
Monkey,

When I picked my dead favorites list, I thought of an assignment that I once had in school many years ago.

You are having a dinner party and can invite any ten people in the world, from any era of history.

That's how I picked. Who would I most like to sit down with and grill for information. Who would I like to know more about.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 15:12 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Sep 09 15:13
Ah, yes. I see what you mean.

OK, here goes. Erm...

1. Hitler
2. Goebbels
3. Goering
4. Himmler


No, no, just kidding!

Actually, I would pick Hitler. He holds the key to so much of what has happened since 1934. I'm not saying that he's my favourite dead person, of course, I'm just saying that I'd like to invite him along to that dinner party that Jman is going to, so that we can ask him a few pertinent questions.

Maybe Heydrich instead of Himmler.

5. Churchill
6. Ian Curtis
7. David Rocastle
8. My Great-grandma
9. My Grandad
10. My Dad

Jaggedone
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 16:05 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 22 Sep 09 16:06
I have to admit, for an English man your response has been very civic and polite to my statement on Irish freedom fighting. Sounds fair enough I agree


Good, I wear a kilt sometimes, mainly rock concerts, (going to the bog is a pain!) etc, but always in black, never ever show my colours!

MB, thanks, I'm just passing over a sloshy cyber kiss!!!

Monks, that's a pretty heavy list, love your open mind!

Although Hitler was pretty influential most people only log into his "evil" side!

Autobahns, created work for millions, just went a bit pear shape with his view of the Untermenschen, that's wear I turn off!

One could have dealt with them much better, tied them to his V2's, (just joking BTW!)

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 16:44

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Although Hitler was pretty influential most people only log into his "evil" side!

Autobahns, created work for millions,




Holiday centres for all Germans (pre-Butlins and Pontins), the People's Car, having women tied to the kitchen sink, all very good ideas from Mr Hitler.

As you say, his major stumbling block was those ovens.

And the lampshades and soap, but we don't know that he was aware of all those bits of tinkering, do we?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 19:42

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Although Hitler was pretty influential most people only log into his "evil" side!

Autobahns, created work for millions,




Holiday centres for all Germans (pre-Butlins and Pontins), the People's Car, having women tied to the kitchen sink, all very good ideas from Mr Hitler.

As you say, his major stumbling block was those ovens.

And the lampshades and soap, but we don't know that he was aware of all those bits of tinkering, do we?


His future was pretty limited that's for sure, but I'm convinced as a born again Jew, he would have done a fucking good job for Israel!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 19:59

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As you say, his major stumbling block was those ovens.

And the lampshades and soap, but we don't know that he was aware of all those bits of tinkering, do we?


Have you heard about the new German microwave oven?

Seats six.


How do you put 100 Jews in a Volkswagen?

Two in the front, two in the back, and ninety-six in the ashtrays.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 04:26
(Applause at crescendo level, eventually dies down)

Yes, folks, that was one of New Mexico's finest comedians, Mr JalaHitlerman!

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 17:14

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Monkey Woods



As you say, his major stumbling block was those ovens.

And the lampshades and soap, but we don't know that he was aware of all those bits of tinkering, do we?


Have you heard about the new German microwave oven?

Seats six.




How do you put 100 Jews in a Volkswagen?

Two in the front, two in the back, and ninety-six in the ashtrays.



Straight out of the Aryan Brotherhood handbook!!

Superb!

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Posted: 23 Sep 09 18:54 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 23 Sep 09 18:59

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Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Monkey Woods



As you say, his major stumbling block was those ovens.

And the lampshades and soap, but we don't know that he was aware of all those bits of tinkering, do we?


Have you heard about the new German microwave oven?

Seats six.




How do you put 100 Jews in a Volkswagen?

Two in the front, two in the back, and ninety-six in the ashtrays.



Straight out of the Aryan Brotherhood handbook!!

Superb!


Funny related clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIWTB8 pOnkg&feature=related

(can't make a link because 8 + p = , so leave the space out)

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 20:45 - Edited By: Madame Bitters, 23 Sep 09 20:50
My Grandma (Dad's side)- She died when I was 19, but I never knew her well. She was born in Ireland and was 2 when her family immigrated.

My Great Grandmother (Mom's side)- Never knew her, but I've heard the stories. I think we would've gotten along very well.

My Great, Great Grandmother- She was a clairvoyant. Or schitzophernic. Nobody knew for sure which.

My twin

Jimi Hendrix- He just seemed like a really cool guy to hang out with

Mae West- Funny and sexy

Groucho Marx- I think that one's self explanatory.

Lord Byron- He'd have some interseting stories


Abraham Lincoln- Argueably the best president the US has ever had

Queen Elizabeth- Smart enough not to get married and strong enough to rule alone

Jaggedone
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Posted: 24 Sep 09 17:49

Quote: Madame Bitters

My Grandma (Dad's side)- She died when I was 19, but I never knew her well. She was born in Ireland and was 2 when her family immigrated.

My Great Grandmother (Mom's side)- Never knew her, but I've heard the stories. I think we would've gotten along very well.

My Great, Great Grandmother- She was a clairvoyant. Or schitzophernic. Nobody knew for sure which.

My twin

Jimi Hendrix- He just seemed like a really cool guy to hang out with

Mae West- Funny and sexy

Groucho Marx- I think that one's self explanatory.

Lord Byron- He'd have some interseting stories


Abraham Lincoln- Argueably the best president the US has ever had

Queen Elizabeth- Smart enough not to get married and strong enough to rule alone


MAD-ame I'll send the straightjacket over, your cell in the funny warm is still warm, fuck me, MAD-ame your really flying over the cuckoos nest tonight!


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