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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JO is right....
Get off your daddy's knee. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Change Favours The Prepared Mind
Hates London's Malignant Monachy And Regime With His Celtic Heart Monarchy. You might want to fix that, I know it's a foreign language and all but...... Standards JohnWolf. Standards. Connolly has 2 L's |
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JohnWolf21
Writer Location: Northern England Registered: 16 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have to admit, for an English man your response has been very civic and polite to my statement on Irish freedom fighting. Sounds fair enough I agree |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I don't have a Favourite Dead Stars list to call upon. It's not something to which I give much thought, if any.
I like certain things, but do not see the point in considering which people who have died am I most keen on. That's just me! Call me weird if you like! |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Monkey,
When I picked my dead favorites list, I thought of an assignment that I once had in school many years ago. You are having a dinner party and can invite any ten people in the world, from any era of history. That's how I picked. Who would I most like to sit down with and grill for information. Who would I like to know more about. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah, yes. I see what you mean.
OK, here goes. Erm... 1. Hitler 2. Goebbels 3. Goering 4. Himmler No, no, just kidding! Actually, I would pick Hitler. He holds the key to so much of what has happened since 1934. I'm not saying that he's my favourite dead person, of course, I'm just saying that I'd like to invite him along to that dinner party that Jman is going to, so that we can ask him a few pertinent questions. Maybe Heydrich instead of Himmler. 5. Churchill 6. Ian Curtis 7. David Rocastle 8. My Great-grandma 9. My Grandad 10. My Dad |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I have to admit, for an English man your response has been very civic and polite to my statement on Irish freedom fighting. Sounds fair enough I agree
Good, I wear a kilt sometimes, mainly rock concerts, (going to the bog is a pain!) etc, but always in black, never ever show my colours! MB, thanks, I'm just passing over a sloshy cyber kiss!!! Monks, that's a pretty heavy list, love your open mind! Although Hitler was pretty influential most people only log into his "evil" side! Autobahns, created work for millions, just went a bit pear shape with his view of the Untermenschen, that's wear I turn off! One could have dealt with them much better, tied them to his V2's, (just joking BTW!) |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Holiday centres for all Germans (pre-Butlins and Pontins), the People's Car, having women tied to the kitchen sink, all very good ideas from Mr Hitler. As you say, his major stumbling block was those ovens. And the lampshades and soap, but we don't know that he was aware of all those bits of tinkering, do we? |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
His future was pretty limited that's for sure, but I'm convinced as a born again Jew, he would have done a fucking good job for Israel! |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Have you heard about the new German microwave oven? Seats six. How do you put 100 Jews in a Volkswagen? Two in the front, two in the back, and ninety-six in the ashtrays. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
(Applause at crescendo level, eventually dies down)
Yes, folks, that was one of New Mexico's finest comedians, Mr JalaHitlerman! Wonderful! Wonderful! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Straight out of the Aryan Brotherhood handbook!! Superb! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Funny related clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIWTB8 pOnkg&feature=related (can't make a link because 8 + p = , so leave the space out) |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My Grandma (Dad's side)- She died when I was 19, but I never knew her well. She was born in Ireland and was 2 when her family immigrated.
My Great Grandmother (Mom's side)- Never knew her, but I've heard the stories. I think we would've gotten along very well. My Great, Great Grandmother- She was a clairvoyant. Or schitzophernic. Nobody knew for sure which. My twin Jimi Hendrix- He just seemed like a really cool guy to hang out with Mae West- Funny and sexy Groucho Marx- I think that one's self explanatory. Lord Byron- He'd have some interseting stories Abraham Lincoln- Argueably the best president the US has ever had Queen Elizabeth- Smart enough not to get married and strong enough to rule alone |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
MAD-ame I'll send the straightjacket over, your cell in the funny warm is still warm, fuck me, MAD-ame your really flying over the cuckoos nest tonight! |
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