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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ground rising over undulating neighbouring dales.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dales and lakes: England's serenity!
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SpaceElevator
Higher and Higher Location: Somewhere, Beyond the Sea... Registered: 31 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sampling every roasted eggplant niblet, I tasted yogurt.
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IN SEINE
French Tickler  Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
yogurt of goats unblocks rancid turds
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Turds under rocks disguise smelliness.
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IN SEINE
French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Smelliness: my exclusive last lunch in Northern English stale sausage
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sausage: a universal suckage accessory, greatly enjoyed.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Enjoyed, near-joyously, over years, every dinnertime.
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
delightful interval nibbling nutritiously enticing rustic treats in my establishment
(I'm not too sure the rules of the game. I hope this is right.) |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No, Mark. Your first word has to be 'dinnertime'.
You just can't get the staff these days ... |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Dinnertime in Norwegian naked entertainer resorts throws in multiple eateries |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eateries are tatty, eerie restaurants in Estate surroundings.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Surroundings usually return rapidly over understanding non denominational intelligent Northern Germanic stewardesses |
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Henman
Writer  Location: Nigeria Registered: 26 Dec 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stewardess Tina eats waffles and rancid doughnuts every sunday siting
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
^ Do you mean 'stewardesses'?
Siting it there, is not good. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
It was stewardesses. The plural. Henman is therefore disqualified. And he should be doing his homework No food for him tonight. I'll continue with your's, Monkey Woods. Good. Ok, lets see. Good oriental orgasms disregarded |
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Henman
Writer Location: Nigeria Registered: 26 Dec 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
nope meant stewardess. My mistake.
Good old Oliver died  |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Dick injury creased knickerbockers |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hang on a minute, JB. I think you've made an error...
Shall we go back to 'died'? Died in English dungeon. Phew. I don't think anyone noticed, Mark! |
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm confused, doesn't it have to start with died?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nah, nobody noticed. They're all watching Big Brother!
Dungeon under nobbly ground existed outside Norwich. |
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Norwich on river water in canal hosepipes
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IN SEINE
French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
hosepipes: over-sexed people in pink evening suits
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's 'hospipes', my friend.
Better insert summat with an 'e' quickly, before I notice. 'Elderly'? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'll go. I can't wait all night for IN SECURE.
Suits unnecessary in the sun. |
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