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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 08:59 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 5 Feb 09 09:00
So the word, then, is still GARLIC

For the uninitiated, the idea is that players now have to start a sentence using the word garlic (starting with garlic, then using the other letters of garlic to make up the following words). For example:

Garlic and rice, like in curry.

The next person would then have to make up a new sentence starting with the word curry, and other words beginning with the letters u, r, r, and y.

I love you, you bastards, especially you Freezer you fucking nice person.


So:

Garlic and rice, like in curry.

freezer101
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 11:57
Curry Undermines Roast Ribs, Yes?



Mark
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 12:05
Yes eludes sure

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 18:24

Quote: Mark Lowton

Yes eludes sure


"Sure useful!", Roger enunciates


Anyone who doesn't feel part of the game or feels like it's stupid is right. It is stupid. But every so often you'll come across something funny or clever or even funny and clever.
It makes it all worthwhile.

Message over.







freezer101
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 22:44 - Edited By: freezer101, 5 Feb 09 22:47
Elegant Nuts Undergo Nothing Cruel; Invariably Attuned To Easy Scratching.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 23:32
No, no, no, freezerman! Start with enunciates.

Come on now, don't let the side down.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 23:38 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 5 Feb 09 23:39
Oh, I can't be bothered to wait, freezer!

Enunciates: nicely uttered nattered colloquialisms in a tone emitted straightforwardly.

There, now the next one starts with 'straightforwardly'.

Yes?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 23:49
I must get this effin sat-nav fixed.

It keeps bringing up Monkey Woods and his weird friends.

That's it love, that button there...no not the touchscreen you nutter!

Where was I?

Skoob

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Posted: 5 Feb 09 23:51
You can always rely on me to lower the tone.

Best Wishes

Carry on.

Skoob

birbee
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 23:56
Straightforwardly: The Reason Activists In Green Houses Take Freezers Out, Resting Wearily And Rarely Discussing Laughter Yesterday.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 01:34
Yesterday, every slut took estrogen, radiation, dramamine, and yogurt.

Now, the next word should start with the word Yogurt and the words should start with the letters Y O G U R T.

If there are any questions, just wait around for Monkey to tell you to fuck yourself.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 01:50
Erm,

J-Man

You the boss and that.

Don't quite know how to tell you this, but:

Oestrogen begins with an O.

Not being pedantic or anything but I haven't got a clue what I'm doing here.

As Ever

That Irritating Bastard aka Skoob

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 14:24

Quote: Skoob1999

Erm,

J-Man

You the boss and that.

Don't quite know how to tell you this, but:

Oestrogen begins with an O.

Skoob


Looking at my dictionary right now. It says:

Estrogen: any of several female sex hormones capable of inducing estrus and producing secondary female sexual characteristics.

This is from my 1996 Webster's.

Maybe you spell it differently in your part of the world, or think that all female sexual words should start with an "Oooooooooo."

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 14:25
Yogurt: often gross, usually rots teeth.

birbee
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 14:34
Teeth: Enamel Encased Tissue; Hard.

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Posted: 6 Feb 09 14:42

Quote: birbee

Teeth: Enamel Encased Tissue; Hard.

Hard and really dumb

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 14:53
Dumb usually means biased

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 15:21
Biased individuals are sorely educationally deprived

freezer101
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 15:26 - Edited By: freezer101, 6 Feb 09 15:30
Deprived egos portend ranting in voices equally depraved.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 14:09
Depraved, egotistical perverts rarely announce virginal erectile disfunction

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 14:38

Quote: Jalapenoman

Depraved, egotistical perverts rarely announce virginal erectile disfunction


Disfunction is sometimes failure. Usually nothing can transpire in operation. Nightmare!



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Posted: 7 Feb 09 14:49

Quote: Jesus Budda

Disfunction is sometimes failure. Usually nothing can transpire in operation. Nightmare!


Nightmare Is Going Home To Multiple Alien Reptiles Everyday.....

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 15:03

Quote: birbee


Quote: Jesus Budda

Disfunction is sometimes failure. Usually nothing can transpire in operation. Nightmare!


Nightmare Is Going Home To Multiple Alien Reptiles Everyday.....


Everyday Vernon enjoys riding yachts, driving armored yachts.



Vernon sounds like a fun guy.

freezer101
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 15:50 - Edited By: freezer101, 7 Feb 09 16:43
Yachts always consider high tide sailing.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 17:17
Sailing along in lingerie is not gaudy.


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