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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Licked it? Casually kinky, eh? Delicious!
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Delicious entrees, like iced cod in onions - unexpectedly savoury.
That's just terrible, innit... |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This is possibly worse.
"Savoury" - American version omits "u," revealing Yankees. Sorry, dad. Regards, The San Francisco Onioun |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yankees are never knowingly exceptionally evil subversives
I'm done. You'd have enjoyed today son...Spoofers get together. Or was that yesterday.... Anyway - subversives. We don't want any more bleeding yodelling! |
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Jaggedone
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subversives under Berlusconi, very evil rogues specially in Verona everything stinks
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Posted: 4 Dec 11 05:04
subversives under Berlusconi, very evil rogues specially in Verona everything stinks Posted: 5 Dec 11 13:56 Stinks - That's incredible. Nobody knows something? Remember, time waits for no one. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Something on my elbow tingles. However, I'm not grinning.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Grinning, raucously, insanely, not normally, in nature - gurning!
(Could you make these a bit easier? For the benefit of the cerebrally challenged? Ta very much.) |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Grinning rivalries in Northampton never include nice girls.
C'mon, dad. Gurning usually ruins nights. I'm not gurning. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gurning: usually rather nasty if nobbly Grandma.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Grandma ruined a nice day manipulating anus.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Anus: namely, unsightly shithole.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shithole harbors intestinal tract happenings, offering loud emissions.
Emissions might include some sandwiches I order nightly - salami. |
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Jaggedone
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salami and lamb are meaty inedibles (if you're a vegetarian like me)
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Inedibles," Nancy explained, "digest incompletely, but likely exit somehow."
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Jaggedone
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somehow on Monday everybody hates "orrible" work!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
somehow on Monday everybody hates "orrible" work!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Work on replicating kangaroos.
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Jaggedone
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kangaroos are nice, gay Australian roos, or omo sexuals
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Sexuals" evidently 'xist under acronym's loose syntax.
Hanging on by a thread, in other words. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Syntax yields new theories - all x-rated
(Do rules still apply to this thread, or do we just make it up as we go along?) |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
X-rated romp a tantalisingly erotic delight.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Delight everyone, leaping in gleefully humming Thumbelina.
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Lynton
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Thumbelina, her underwear makes bum enormous - looking inflating nice arse
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Jaggedone
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arse = rear side end
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