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Jaggedone
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honey or nectar, equally yummy
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yummy unclothed models ménage-à-trois Yankees.
Is it okay to use "ménage-à-trois" as a verb? |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Of course it is!
(Yankees almost never know exemplary, expert syntax.) |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Syntax: you never trust a xenophobe!
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Jaggedone
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xenophobe extremities normally offer Palestinians hope or bombings equally
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Equally, quotients unveiled arithmetically limit linear yardages.
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Jaggedone
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yardages are regional, dimensional, arithmetic gatherings equalising swines
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Swines" word includes narcotizing extras, saboteur.
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Jaggedone
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saboteur and baddies often terrorise each other using riots
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Riots in Oslo transfixed Scandinavians.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Scandinavians causing any natural disaster, including Norwegians and vacationing Irishmen, are normally shot.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shot happens ...
Obviously, tequila. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tequila: even Queen used it like acid.
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Jaggedone
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acid corrosives in drinks
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Drinks rarely interrupt Nicholas Kalantzopoulos' sobriety.
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Jaggedone
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sobriety over booze, really! I enjoy tequila, yes!!!!!!!!!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, everyone's shitfaced. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shitfaced = hangover. I'm taking five aspirin. Can't even drive.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Drive red Isuzu van erratically.
Sorry about that. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Erratically running 'round and talking in circles, Allison likely looked Yiddish.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yiddish? I do declare, I started howling!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Howling on Wendy's ledge, I'm neglecting gravity.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gravity reveals a vertigo in the yardarm
Ouch! Sorry son! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Damn!
Yardarm arsed - rummy dad already ripped mainsail.  |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mainsail: an inverted nipple sucked after I licked.
Where does it come from? Don't ask me. |
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