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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Enchiladas - now Carlton has indigestion, likely also diarrhea and salmonella.
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Jaggedone
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salmonella after lunch means old noodles, eggs leaving less appetite
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Appetite-pleasing porridge - even transsexuals ingest those edibles.
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Jaggedone
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edibles, doughnuts in butter lovely, even sugared
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sugared, unfermented grapes and radishes equal dyspepsia.
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Jaggedone
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dyspepsia yields stomach palpitations ejecting predominant slime into arseholes
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Arseholes rate Spoofs effectively, halving our latest examined sums.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sums up my son.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Son of nitwit.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nitwit is thicker when inebriated Tuesdays.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Tuesdays," upon examination, signifies "daily," and "yesterday," "Sunday ..."
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Sunday" unpredictably never developed acronymally yesterday.
Guess it's up to me, innit? |
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Jaggedone
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NO SFO, here we GO.
Yesterday everybody seemed to exit rapidly during ahteist's yuletide |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yuletide usually leaves Evelyn tantalizingly intoxicated, doing everyone.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Everyone," Veronica explained, "realizes Yuletide's opportunities near Evelyn."
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Evelyn violated Edward last Yuletide, naturally.
Where did you GO, JO? |
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Jaggedone
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Evelyn villified Ernie losing yesterday's nuptials
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Nuptials" - unless playing the included acronym last sentence!
Too SLO, JO. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sentence end near. That ended. Next conundrum ends.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Ends" ... next developing strategy ...
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Jaggedone
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SFO are you Monkey Woods in disguise?
strategy tells Romulus about Trojan enemies engaging gritty Yugoslavians. |
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Jaggedone
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Yugoslavians usually go under Serbians leaving Albania very insecure and needing Soviets
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Soviets on vacation in Europe tried snorkeling.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Snorkeling not only reveals kelp," Evan laughed. "I'm narrating gibberish!"
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Snorkeling - nice ocean relaxation, knowing everything lives in nether grimness.
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