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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 31 Jan 09 10:44 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 31 Jan 09 10:45
Well, first of all, there's no 'e' on the end of it.

So,

Eccleston could create lame episodes; surely, Tennant overacted naively!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 31 Jan 09 14:21

Quote: Monkey Woods

Well, first of all, there's no 'e' on the end of it.

So,

Eccleston could create lame episodes; surely, Tennant overacted naively!


Anal to the end.

Anyways:

Naively, Angela inserted vaginal enema's, lasso's, yo-yos.




Jalapenoman
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Posted: 1 Feb 09 19:17
Yoyos occasionally "yo" (only singles)

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Posted: 1 Feb 09 19:52 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 1 Feb 09 19:52
Singles in nightclubs gyrate lazily, expecting suckage.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 1 Feb 09 20:41
Suckage usually causes kinky ass grinding ejaculations

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 1 Feb 09 22:38

Quote: Jalapenoman

Suckage usually causes kinky ass grinding ejaculations


First off: sorry for calling your son a dickhead on one of the other threads(about nicknames of teens or something like that) a few days ago, Jalapenoman. I was just kidding.
thought about it long and hard and felt guilty but couldn't remember where I wrote it.
i will still beat your kid up after school though.


Ejaculations jizz about causing underwear lactation and trembling in orgasmic, naked spasms.



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 1 Feb 09 23:04
Spasms, perhaps after sex, might satisfy.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Feb 09 01:10 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 2 Feb 09 14:35
Satisfy a teenager in sexy female yanking

Buck,

Don't remember you calling me names, but okay.

By the way, my son is on the high school wrestling team, has lettered two years in a row, lifts weights daily, and could whip your ass (and mine).

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Feb 09 01:10 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 2 Feb 09 14:35
Yanking a negro kid is never good.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 2 Feb 09 18:29

Quote: Jalapenoman

Satisfy a teenager in sexy female yanking

Buck,

Don't remember you calling me names, but okay.

By the way, my son is on the high school wrestling team, has lettered two years in a row, lifts weights daily, and could whip your ass (and mine).


It was me,Jalapenoman, not Buckwheats.
Pay attention.

Your son does wrestling? A bit gay really, isn't it? Not that I'm suggesting anything by that comment. But groping semi-naked, oiled-up boys is a bit...strange.
I'm sure the teachers enjoy watching. And secretly recording?
Go take him out to the woods for some shooting. Nothing more manly than killing an innocent creature that never bothered anyone.
Oh, and buy him a lollipop for being a good boy.



"Good"

Good old, octogenarian despot.



PS:I'm only joking with you, Jalapenoman! I won't mention your family again.



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Posted: 2 Feb 09 18:34
Despot eats spaghetti (poached) on toast.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Feb 09 18:38 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 2 Feb 09 18:38
toast only a sandwich today

JB,

Actually, he's also a marksman. He used to shoot with the ROTC rifle team until he got into wrestling. He owns twice as many guns as I do.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 2 Feb 09 18:51

Quote: Jalapenoman

toast only a sandwich today

JB,

Actually, he's also a marksman. He used to shoot with the ROTC rifle team until he got into wrestling. He owns twice as many guns as I do.


Today, oddballs devour all yams

Jman, I think your son has the potential to become gay serial killer what with the guns and the wrestling and the violent tantrums. Thats all I will say on the matter (unless provoked!)



Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Feb 09 18:55
Yams are mushy sweets

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 2 Feb 09 19:20
Sweets were, effectively, early table salts.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Feb 09 19:26
salts are little, tiny snot

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 2 Feb 09 19:55
Snot: nasal overflow tissue.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Feb 09 20:00
Tissue is snotty stuff, usually edible

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Posted: 2 Feb 09 20:38
Edible debris in bins looks exquisite.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Feb 09 23:14
Exquisite xylophones quietly use inventive sounds in tonal efforts

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Posted: 2 Feb 09 23:17
Efforts, far from original, raise tingling sensation.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 3 Feb 09 03:38
sensation: engaging nuances scintillate and tittilate in orgasmic Netherlands

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Posted: 3 Feb 09 20:07
Can someone out there tell me why my new avatar is not showing up? Maybe it's too ugly to pass the ugly filters. I tried it five times, and it doesn't show up, even though it shows up on my home page here.


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sensation: engaging nuances scintillate and tittilate in orgasmic Netherlands


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Posted: 3 Feb 09 20:17

Quote: freezer101

Can someone out there tell me why my new avatar is not showing up? Maybe it's too ugly to pass the ugly filters. I tried it five times, and it doesn't show up, even though it shows up on my home page here.



I see your point.

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Posted: 3 Feb 09 20:37
Ok, let's try this again.


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Quote: freezer101

Can someone out there tell me why my new avatar is not showing up? Maybe it's too ugly to pass the ugly filters. I tried it five times, and it doesn't show up, even though it shows up on my home page here.



I see your point.



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