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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 24 Jan 09 21:10
Escape schemes can affect prison establishments.

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Posted: 26 Jan 09 00:05
Establishments strike terror - and bring laughter - into small, harmless mental enclaves, not too suddenly.

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Posted: 26 Jan 09 00:06
Suddenly, Ursula ducked down emitting noises like yawning.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 00:06
Yawning, Adam went numb, in neighbour's garden.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 01:01
Garden: a rose defines Eden's necklace

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Posted: 26 Jan 09 10:39 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 26 Jan 09 10:40
Necklace Eve created, knowingly licking Adam's column efficiently.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 15:35
Efficiently, Frank fished in creeks. Icabod enjoys new tastes, like yams.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 15:35
Yams: always made sweet

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 16:52
Sweet Wanda's exciting, enormous teats

(I spelled it that way because we've had the other variation a few times)

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 17:44
teats excite and tease Spoofers

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 18:37

Quote: Jalapenoman

teats excite and tease Spoofers


Spoofers prefer organized origami festivals. Entrants regurgitate spoofology.


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Posted: 26 Jan 09 23:44
Spoofology predates organised origami festivals, often laughable, often generating yawns.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 27 Jan 09 00:10
Yawns are wet. No shit!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 27 Jan 09 00:10
Shit happens; it's true!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 27 Jan 09 21:59
True? Really unlikely ending!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 27 Jan 09 22:58
Ending nuclear destruction is Ned's goal.

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Posted: 28 Jan 09 20:28
"Goal!"
"Offside?"
"Allowed!" - linesman.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Jan 09 01:58

Quote: Monkey Woods

"Goal!"
"Offside?"
"Allowed!" - linesman.


You had to get your soccer stuff in there, didn't you? Ruining a perfectly good game with soccer!

Linesman initiate no exciting strategies, meekly anticipating nothing.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 29 Jan 09 18:40

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Monkey Woods

"Goal!"
"Offside?"
"Allowed!" - linesman.


You had to get your soccer stuff in there, didn't you? Ruining a perfectly good game with soccer!

Linesman initiate no exciting strategies, meekly anticipating nothing.


Nothing opposes the healthy inbreeding natives grasp.



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Posted: 29 Jan 09 22:34
Grasp rail and stand poised!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 Jan 09 18:09

Quote: Monkey Woods

Grasp rail and stand poised!


Poised, oiled, indignant spastics enjoy decadence.



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Posted: 30 Jan 09 18:55 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 30 Jan 09 18:55
Decadence evades categorisation, and decadence eludes none -

Christopher Eccleston.


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 Jan 09 19:16 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 30 Jan 09 19:18

Quote: Monkey Woods

Decadence evades categorisation, and decadence eludes none -

Christopher Eccleston.



Means fuck all to me.

Anyways:

None occasionally neutralizes everything.

ARCHBISHOP DESMOND TUTU

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 30 Jan 09 20:34
You idiot. The last word was 'Eccleston' (tuts)

Get on with it.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 Jan 09 22:33

Quote: Monkey Woods

You idiot. The last word was 'Eccleston' (tuts)

Get on with it.


Oh.

"Ecclestone?", Charles chimed, "lazy, stupid scouser! Totally obnoxious, nasty eunuch!"


Feel better now. See, I did my homework. Give me something nice please.






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