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Lady Godiva
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England never gloats, leaving all newspapers disgruntled.
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Lynton
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disgruntled Irishmen sing great roundelays until nightfall to lead Erin downwards
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Downwards Oliver went, needing whiskey as rye distilleries shutdown!
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Jaggedone
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shutdown horrible, unhealthy toilets or wee nowhere
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Jaggedone
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nowhere or why has everybody run east?
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Lynton
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east Asian Siamese Twins
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Lady Godiva
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Twins win in Norwegian Scrabble.
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Jaggedone
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scrabble can reach astronomical bullshitting bollocks like evangelism
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Lady Godiva
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Evangelism varies amongst narcisstic gentlemen. Even ladies ideas seem misguided.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Misguided Iroquois septuagenarians guide Umbrian Italians downward, ever deeper.
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Lady Godiva
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Deeper, ever echoing perhaps even reverberating.
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Erskin Quint
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Reverberating ebony violas emit remarkable bloody emulsified ratjuice, as tremulous Irish nuns gyrate.
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Lynton
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gyrate yaw revolve and turn elegantly
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Elegantly, ladies entertain gentlemen at nice tea lounges youthfully!
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Jaggedone
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youthfully or utterly terrifying Hoodies fucking up ladies lawn, yawn
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Lady Godiva
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Yawn: a wide nuance.
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Jaggedone
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nuance usual after non-clitoral excitement
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Lady Godiva
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Excitement, xylophones can incite terrific excitement many emitting nasty tones.
Didn't want the 'x' so kept coming back to see if anyone else had tried it. No takers -so I did my best. |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tones overshadow neutral eggshell secco!
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Lady Godiva
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Secco enables cool comfortable overtures
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Overtures, voices, etudes, rhapsodies, tunes usually result enhancing symphonies!
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Jaggedone
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symphonies yielding master pieces had often negative implications except sonnets
(BTW, LG your X was Xcellent)
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Lynton
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sonnets: oh no! Naughty Ethel's talking shite -
as we the motley writers do look on bemoaning yet another summer night it's raining and lo! All the beer is gone! Submissions in aproval wait for Mark.... that's half a sonnet anyway - the rest comes at a charge elegiac verse is very expensive.
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Jaggedone
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shite has its terrible effects
PS: Lynton please cut your brilliant quotes down, it'll upset our Skoob!
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Lady Godiva
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Effects: flatulance - farting effects caused through shite
Yes why DO people quote is my question! |
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