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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I've been called worse.....honestly, you wouldn't believe some of things I've been called. And that's just what my mother has said. Kneeing Nigel, Edith endangered Iceland's nudist gangs. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
gangs are no good sods!
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sods often describe shitheads!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shithead's hair is tangled. His ends are discouragingly split.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Split, pachucos, lost in time.
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Lynton
Writer |
Time immemorial mystifies evolutionists
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Jaggedone
Banned |
evolutionists versus others leaving unification toiling in other nonsensical ideals seems totally screwed
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
"Screwed!", Charles retorted, eschewing Wilma's earlier denunciations. |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Denunciations exile nasty unruly Neanderthals, ceasing intense abusive tirades intoned on nice suffragettes!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Hello, Philbert. Nice one. Suffragettes,usually feminists, frequently rail against gender emancipation. Their tantrums encourage sex-equalisation. Can I get away with that one? |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sex-equalisation evinces xanthic Ethiopian quartos under ancient lintels; it shews a tainted index, offers neo-antiquarianisms.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Erskin, that's 2 words!
neo-antiquarianisms eventually offer-anti Nazi terrorists in Quebec using anagrams retrospectively, inadequate anecdotes needing insufficient sporadic meanings, sure?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sure! Use Roberts eyedropper. |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eyedropper: Yolanda evidently didn't remember omitting pink panties, easterly's roaring!
(Thanks JB for the last kudos.) |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
roaring over arseholes raping incarcerated no-gooders
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Words. Where would we be without them? The internet would just be pictures of naked women. Thank you words for the joy you bring to our simple lives. No-gooders often grab old oranges, destroying entirely ripened stalks. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
stalks, trees and lovely knees, shalom
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Lovely that was, Jaggedone. Beautiful. Like poetry to my ears. "Shalom", Harold answered, licking old Methuselah. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, lovely compliment from your dearself, I used to be a poet
but then reality hit me between the balls! Methuselah enjoyed tea, high, using sweet essences, leaves and honey
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Honey oozes neat elastically yellow!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
yellow eggs look lovely or wanked
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Lynton
Writer |
yellow eggs left lying on windowsill
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Windlowsill is never drafty, Lynton. Our windows, shoddily installed, lack levers.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
levers eventually verify ergonomic religious science
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Science," clarified Ignatio, "Ethan's noontime class elective."
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