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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 5 Apr 11 18:04

I've been called worse.....honestly, you wouldn't believe some of things I've been called.
And that's just what my mother has said.


Kneeing Nigel, Edith endangered Iceland's nudist gangs.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Apr 11 19:05
gangs are no good sods!


Quote: Jesus Budda

I've been called worse.....honestly, you wouldn't believe some of things I've been called.
And that's just what my mother has said.


Kneeing Nigel, Edith endangered Iceland's nudist gangs.


Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 5 Apr 11 19:11
Sods often describe shitheads!

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 5 Apr 11 19:21
Shithead's hair is tangled. His ends are discouragingly split.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 5 Apr 11 19:35
Split, pachucos, lost in time.

Lynton
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Posted: 6 Apr 11 14:17
Time immemorial mystifies evolutionists

Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Apr 11 15:28
evolutionists versus others leaving unification toiling in other nonsensical ideals seems totally screwed


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Time immemorial mystifies evolutionists


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 6 Apr 11 17:20

"Screwed!", Charles retorted, eschewing Wilma's earlier denunciations.




Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 6 Apr 11 17:35
Denunciations exile nasty unruly Neanderthals, ceasing intense abusive tirades intoned on nice suffragettes!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 6 Apr 11 17:45

Hello, Philbert.
Nice one.

Suffragettes,usually feminists, frequently rail against gender emancipation. Their tantrums encourage sex-equalisation.


Can I get away with that one?


Erskin Quint
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Posted: 6 Apr 11 23:16 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 6 Apr 11 23:17
Sex-equalisation evinces xanthic Ethiopian quartos under ancient lintels; it shews a tainted index, offers neo-antiquarianisms.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Apr 11 14:54
Erskin, that's 2 words!

neo-antiquarianisms eventually offer-anti Nazi terrorists in Quebec using anagrams retrospectively, inadequate anecdotes needing insufficient sporadic meanings, sure?


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Sex-equalisation evinces xanthic Ethiopian quartos under ancient lintels; it shews a tainted index, offers neo-antiquarianisms.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 7 Apr 11 17:18

Sure! Use Roberts eyedropper.



Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 7 Apr 11 19:52 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 7 Apr 11 19:53
Eyedropper: Yolanda evidently didn't remember omitting pink panties, easterly's roaring!


(Thanks JB for the last kudos.)

Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Apr 11 16:56
roaring over arseholes raping incarcerated no-gooders


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Eyedropper: Yolanda evidently didn't remember omitting pink panties, easterly's roaring!


(Thanks JB for the last kudos.)


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 8 Apr 11 17:37

Words.
Where would we be without them?
The internet would just be pictures of naked women.
Thank you words for the joy you bring to our simple lives.



No-gooders often grab old oranges, destroying entirely ripened stalks.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Apr 11 17:56
stalks, trees and lovely knees, shalom


Quote: Jesus Budda

Words.
Where would we be without them?
The internet would just be pictures of naked women.
Thank you words for the joy you bring to our simple lives.



No-gooders often grab old oranges, destroying entirely ripened stalks.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 8 Apr 11 18:02


Lovely that was, Jaggedone.
Beautiful.
Like poetry to my ears.

"Shalom", Harold answered, licking old Methuselah.


Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 8 Apr 11 18:20
JB, lovely compliment from your dearself, I used to be a poet
but then reality hit me between the balls!

Methuselah enjoyed tea, high, using sweet essences, leaves and honey




Quote: Jesus Budda

Lovely that was, Jaggedone.
Beautiful.
Like poetry to my ears.

"Shalom", Harold answered, licking old Methuselah.


Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 8 Apr 11 19:21
Honey oozes neat elastically yellow!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Apr 11 19:52
yellow eggs look lovely or wanked



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Honey oozes neat elastically yellow!


Lynton
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Posted: 8 Apr 11 20:00
yellow eggs left lying on windowsill

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Posted: 9 Apr 11 02:03 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 9 Apr 11 02:04
Windlowsill is never drafty, Lynton. Our windows, shoddily installed, lack levers.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 9 Apr 11 03:13
levers eventually verify ergonomic religious science

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Posted: 9 Apr 11 03:17
"Science," clarified Ignatio, "Ethan's noontime class elective."


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