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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sex exercises x-chromosomes.
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Lynton
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X-Chromosomes have ribonucleotides one main; seventy or maybe eighty secondaries
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Professor Lynton returns with a Ribena in his hand.
secondaries excellent collabarations only needing dictators and radicals is extremely suspicious
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Suspicious usual suspects perpetrate inhuman crimes in obviously unscrupulous scenarios.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
scenarios causing enigmas never are realistic in Othello's Shakespeare
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Shakespeare hated actors knowing every Shakespearean play, except actors reading epitaphs.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
epitaphs please idiots terrified after pleading horrific sins
lockquote]Quote: Jesus Budda Shakespeare hated actors knowing every Shakespearean play, except actors reading epitaphs. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sins incur nationwide scorn. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
scorn can often rape nerds
ockquote]Quote: Jesus Budda Sins incur nationwide scorn. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Nerds evidently require desperation sex. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Sex, exotic xylophonist?"
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Xylophonist Yuri loves Olga, playing her organ nightly instituting symphonic tremolos!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
POM, love that one 5*****
tremolos remind Erskin mostly of lost oldie seniles
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
'Senile's' experience no ills - like Ebenezer Scrooge. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
You old Dick (ens)
Scrooge can read Oliver or Gulliver, etc!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
...etc....then continue....
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Jaggedone
Banned |
clever Dick
continue or not that is not Ulysses eloping
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Eloping lovers often pack. I'm not going! |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Going out involves nice gabardines!
(Thanks JO for the earlier kudos.) |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
no prob POM, I just wet my knickers.
gabardines are biscuits and ripe dates in nice easy sugar
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sugar unicorns,
Glucose-armoured rhinoceri. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rhinoceri hate Iceland - North of Canada, Eutheria rarely intrude.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
yet another sheep returning to the flock or is it the prodigal son? Anyway welcome home SFO / JO
intrude never, try rude utterances, demand explanations
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
"Explanations?", Xavier pleaded. "Look at Norma's arse", Tom intoned, "or never speak!" |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Good evening you charmer?
speak please especially after kneeing
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