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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 13 Jan 09 16:42
Oblivion, bearing little invention, volition, inspiration or nutrition.

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:18
Nutrition usually tastes really incredible, though I often nibble.

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 21:32
Nibble it, Baby! Blow, lick - excellent!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 14 Jan 09 22:21

Quote: Monkey Woods

Nibble it, Baby! Blow, lick - excellent!


Oh hello, Monkey Woods.
How are you. I see the acronym/anagram game is still going strong. Thats nice.

Let me partake in it's joy:

Excellent xylophones create exciting loudness like elephants noisy trumpets!



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Posted: 14 Jan 09 22:54 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 14 Jan 09 22:54
Trumpets really upset my pets - especially the snake!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 14 Jan 09 23:43
Snake necks are kinda elongated

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Posted: 15 Jan 09 00:17
"Elongated like oblongs?"

"No, get a trigonomic education, dipstick!"


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 15 Jan 09 18:29

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"Elongated like oblongs?"

"No, get a trigonomic education, dipstick!"



Dipstick is perhaps some trinket in carbon kaleidoscopes?



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Posted: 15 Jan 09 19:10
Kaleidoscopes are little educational instruments designed on strictly clinical, optical periscope-enablement systems.

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Posted: 15 Jan 09 19:11 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 15 Jan 09 19:11
Systems you say? That enrages me so!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 15 Jan 09 19:14

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Systems you say? That enrages me so!


So obvious!



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Posted: 15 Jan 09 19:33
Obvious, but very interesting! Often unnecessarily so.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 16 Jan 09 02:25
So orgasmic!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 16 Jan 09 18:18

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So orgasmic!


Orgasmic rhinos get awesome sex monthly in communes

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Posted: 16 Jan 09 22:51
Communes, or massive mansions, usually necessitate enthusiastic sex.

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Posted: 16 Jan 09 22:53
Sex, especially x-rated.

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Posted: 16 Jan 09 22:54
X-rated, randy, affluent teachers educating delinquents.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 17 Jan 09 14:38
Delinquents: entirely lazy individuals, normally queers, usually ecentric, normally take stuff

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 17 Jan 09 14:40

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X-rated, randy, affluent teachers educating delinquents.


Delinquents enjoy licking innocent nubile queers under elephants naked trunks, sometimes.


Or so I've heard.



Jesus Budda
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Posted: 17 Jan 09 14:41
Oh, you got there just before me.

Ah well.

Stuff tickles usually. Funny fuckers!



Jalapenoman
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Posted: 17 Jan 09 15:20
Fuckers: usually clitoris kissers enjoy raunchy sex

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 17 Jan 09 15:29 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 17 Jan 09 15:31

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Fuckers: usually clitoris kissers enjoy raunchy sex


Sex eludes xanthodonts

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 17 Jan 09 16:46 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 17 Jan 09 16:47
xanthodonts aliens never take hostages. Often, doing occupations near Tau Seti.

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Posted: 17 Jan 09 20:51
Seti exists to infuriate.

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Posted: 17 Jan 09 21:24

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Seti exists to infuriate.


Infuriate nobody; focus urges rationally, initiate a taoist existence.


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