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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 30 Mar 11 17:20 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 30 Mar 11 17:23
Masturbate a smelly turd using rubber bands and tired elephants.

Go fuck yourslef, Monkey Woods.

Fuck yourslef to death you fuck.

And whoever types next can go fuck themsleves too.
To death.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 30 Mar 11 17:33
elephants leave elephants hair and niffy turds, terrible scoundrels

I was a 'zwitter' once and then it was easy to fuck myself, nowadays I can't bend so far, but I can lick my nose with my tongue, does that count?


Quote: Jesus Budda

Masturbate a smelly turd using rubber bands and tired elephants.

Go fuck yourslef, Monkey Woods.

Fuck yourslef to death you fuck.

And whoever types next can go fuck themsleves too.
To death.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 30 Mar 11 17:36
It does.


And it doesn't.

In no particular order.



Scoundrels can orchestrate unruly, noisy disturbances requiring extremely litigious sanctions.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 30 Mar 11 17:43
up or down as you were?

sanctions are now causing terrible implications on new Spoofers


Quote: Jesus Budda

It does.


And it doesn't.

In no particular order.



Scoundrels can orchestrate unruly, noisy disturbances requiring extremely litigious sanctions.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 30 Mar 11 17:47
What do you make of all this, Jaggedone?
Do you have any input on the whole debate?


Spoofers probably often overwrite, forcing editorial referral system.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 30 Mar 11 18:18
I've experienced banishment to Elba once, drank Napolean brandy all week and now I refuse to comment just in case I'm banished to Siberia forever as Solzhenitsyn once was.

system yields Spoofers tempting eventual masochism


Quote: Jesus Budda

What do you make of all this, Jaggedone?
Do you have any input on the whole debate?


Spoofers probably often overwrite, forcing editorial referral system.


Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 30 Mar 11 20:53
Masochism accommodates serious, outrageous, chauvinistic, hot, intensive sexual machinations!




Erskin Quint
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Posted: 30 Mar 11 21:31
Machinations absolve Cardinal Heenan in nude arse theatricals. Italian onanist nuns secrete.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 30 Mar 11 21:42
"Secrete, Emily. Copulate rampantly every Tuesday. Emulsify."

Inhopeless
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Posted: 30 Mar 11 22:15
Emulsify mother! Understand, long socks in for yonder!

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 30 Mar 11 23:00
"Yonder, Onaria: Nile Delta, ever receding."

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 31 Mar 11 17:27
Jaggedone, I wasn't talking about the thing we must never speak about.
I was instead referring to something completely different and not related to the thing that we must never speak about.

Receding electric cod eat dolphins, icebergs, narwhals, gannets.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 31 Mar 11 19:09
yo comprendo hombre!

gannets are nice nesting evenly towards sea


Quote: Jesus Budda

Jaggedone, I wasn't talking about the thing we must never speak about.
I was instead referring to something completely different and not related to the thing that we must never speak about.

Receding electric cod eat dolphins, icebergs, narwhals, gannets.


Erskin Quint
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Posted: 31 Mar 11 22:13
Sea: evening, Atlantic.

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 1 Apr 11 16:13

Quote: Erskin Quint

Sea: evening, Atlantic.


Atlantic teaches lethargic "april-1st" neptunes, tell intelligent crabs

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 1 Apr 11 17:07
Crabs really are beach seafood!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 1 Apr 11 17:26
Seafood eating alters foodies, often obstructing digestion.




pinxit
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Posted: 1 Apr 11 17:49
Digestion involves gut excretions sluiced towards intestines oscillating nutrients

PS Anyone seen Lynton?

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 1 Apr 11 17:54
Nutrients usually take resources into entities, normally troubled souls.



pinxit
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Posted: 1 Apr 11 18:00
Souls opine, unlike Lynton's suspension

Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa
Posted: 1 Apr 11 18:03


suspension of disbelief is for idle dreamers looking in on a disaster

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 1 Apr 11 18:17
disaster is shit and shitty tsunamis, earthquakes remind


Quote: Colonel Juan

suspension of disbelief is for idle dreamers looking in on a disaster


Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa
Posted: 1 Apr 11 18:32


remind me to burn another 300,000 points tomorrow

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 1 Apr 11 18:50 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 1 Apr 11 18:51
Remind Ernst:
Mind, intelligence,
Never decays.

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 1 Apr 11 19:35
decays eatable croissants after yuletide sex



Quote: Erskin Quint

Remind Ernst:
Mind, intelligence,
Never decays.



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