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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Masturbate a smelly turd using rubber bands and tired elephants.
Go fuck yourslef, Monkey Woods. Fuck yourslef to death you fuck. And whoever types next can go fuck themsleves too. To death. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
elephants leave elephants hair and niffy turds, terrible scoundrels
I was a 'zwitter' once and then it was easy to fuck myself, nowadays I can't bend so far, but I can lick my nose with my tongue, does that count?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
It does.
And it doesn't. In no particular order. Scoundrels can orchestrate unruly, noisy disturbances requiring extremely litigious sanctions. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
up or down as you were?
sanctions are now causing terrible implications on new Spoofers
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
What do you make of all this, Jaggedone?
Do you have any input on the whole debate? Spoofers probably often overwrite, forcing editorial referral system. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I've experienced banishment to Elba once, drank Napolean brandy all week and now I refuse to comment just in case I'm banished to Siberia forever as Solzhenitsyn once was.
system yields Spoofers tempting eventual masochism
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Masochism accommodates serious, outrageous, chauvinistic, hot, intensive sexual machinations!
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Machinations absolve Cardinal Heenan in nude arse theatricals. Italian onanist nuns secrete.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Secrete, Emily. Copulate rampantly every Tuesday. Emulsify."
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Emulsify mother! Understand, long socks in for yonder!
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Yonder, Onaria: Nile Delta, ever receding."
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Jaggedone, I wasn't talking about the thing we must never speak about.
I was instead referring to something completely different and not related to the thing that we must never speak about. Receding electric cod eat dolphins, icebergs, narwhals, gannets. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
yo comprendo hombre!
gannets are nice nesting evenly towards sea
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sea: evening, Atlantic.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Atlantic teaches lethargic "april-1st" neptunes, tell intelligent crabs |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Crabs really are beach seafood!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Seafood eating alters foodies, often obstructing digestion.
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pinxit
Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Digestion involves gut excretions sluiced towards intestines oscillating nutrients
PS Anyone seen Lynton? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Nutrients usually take resources into entities, normally troubled souls.
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pinxit
Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Souls opine, unlike Lynton's suspension
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
suspension of disbelief is for idle dreamers looking in on a disaster |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
disaster is shit and shitty tsunamis, earthquakes remind
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
remind me to burn another 300,000 points tomorrow |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Remind Ernst:
Mind, intelligence, Never decays. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
decays eatable croissants after yuletide sex
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